Cold wooden scattergun thingy. Feel really free to drop me an offer. Cheers! :) P.S IT IS SIGNED BY MR.BANNY, SO IT IS MORE EXPENSIVE >:(
Wrapped around tightly in a shroud of knives, blood and dark stormy clouds, Aragorn was unable to penetrate through the knive hails that followed the Nazgul. Consequently, they all died and the ring w
You can die, we can die, we can all die together underneath this cloud of knives! We'll pull the little tag on this coffin, and out it goes, "Whooosh!" and we'll all fall into it and die! C/O 2,500
"Get set! Get ready!! Go!!" ---- *voluptuous eating sounds* "om nom nom nom nom nom nom baglaurhguah" -- *Snort snort snort honk honk honk, somebody feels tres bon* --- And the winner is ......
Warning : Do not press the big red button on the hat. It will cause global catastrophic events to occur on a biblical scale. You do not want t--- "What if I paint it green?" .... "Uh, frankly, holy$&
Do bones come without domes? Maybe in a dimension of sweet dreams somewhere far away, in fragments of a child's volatile imagination, somewhere out there, somewhere, bones come free without domes.
Milkmen, living in solitude, bound by an ancient forgotten spell, suffer a fate to deliver milk at exactly 3PM every Wednesday afternoon at your doorstep. Don't forget to return the bottles on Friday.
*Click* --- Jeremy rubbed his hands in glee, as he tip-toed back to his parents' bedroom to replace the credit card he had liberally "Borrowed." ------ *CRASH* "OW! My nuts!" came a shriek from downs-
You can nearly feel the magic of baguettes, the Eiffel tower, and snorts of bloody revolutions radiating from this hat. As you draw closer, the snorting grows louder. Will you wear it!?
Mr. Cockswain was once a most brilliant and cunning soldier in the 69th Infantry Battle Regiment under the command of Lord Higginsbury Bottomsmouth Dickinsmithsons ..... The Third. Mr. Cockswain was--