Steam user since 2011-01-06 · Away
  • 397,611 refined
  • 16.77 raw metal
  • 295 raw keys
  • $15,904 USD
  • $3,172 USD
  • 1,258 / 2,900 slots used
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Listings
  • 230 keys
    Unusual Balloonihoodie 74 Timed Drop Green Confetti 7241649252 6895386082
    Green Confetti Balloonihoodie
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    Super cute and fuzzy balloonicorn creature hat, with confettiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaay! --- Did I do well on my sales pitch???

  • 120 keys
    Unusual Pyromancer's Mask 1 Timed Drop Disco Beat Down A Distinctive Lack of Hue 7241644408 2259765834
    Disco Beat Down Pyromancer's Mask
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    f you beat somebody to death, aren't they technically beating you to death? Therefore, if you give somebody a disco-beat-down to the death, not only are they beating you to death ---- but FABULOUSLY.

  • 110 keys
    Unusual Flamboyant Flamenco 10 Timed Drop Green Black Hole 7241644401 1705767496
    Green Black Hole Flamboyant Flamenco
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    So incredibly flamboyant, that its rips a magical no-significant-gravitational-pull greenish-hued black hole in space and time. Also, the hat floats too. I guess it's a flam-bouyant flamenco ;)

  • 120 keys
    Unusual Pencil Pusher 10 Timed Drop Cauldron Bubbles 7241644371 1227454640
    Cauldron Bubbles Pencil Pusher
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    What kind of misery and despair bubbles in the cauldron of the 115% evil construction worker!? Here's a big word for ya'll. "Onomatopoeia." Here's an onomatopoeia for a fart sound. *Poot*(no is).

  • 80 keys
    Unusual Officer's Ushanka 1 Timed Drop Cloudy Moon Ye Olde Rustic Colour 7241649207 564690919
    Cloudy Moon Officer's Ushanka
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    Working vigorously on a cold winter's night under the glorious glow of OUR moon.

  • 46 keys
    Unusual Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats 85 Timed Drop Sulphurous spells 7241649291 1967755402
    Sulphurous Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    Pile of metal hats with budget pixelated burning flames

  • 395 keys
    Unusual Team Captain 63 Timed Drop Cauldron Bubbles 7252022490 1218126000
    Cauldron Bubbles Team Captain
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    Yes, I know the hat is bubbling with gaseous fumes. No, they are completely safe. They are only a teeny little bit flammable. No, there is no insurance coverage for sudden hair-loss or strange tumor

  • 350 keys
    Unusual Cotton Head 11 Timed Drop Chiroptera Venenata A Deep Commitment to Purple 7276659138 2072198374
    Chiroptera Venenata Cotton Head Promoted
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    Venenenenenenenenenenene---- tata!!!! Tadaaaaa! Hullo there, dearie. I present to you, the green bat cotton-picking hat :P

  • 200 keys
    Unusual Master's Yellow Belt 83 Timed Drop Burning Flames A Distinctive Lack of Hue 7276659107 187831758
    Burning Flames Master's Yellow Belt
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    Perfect for heating up a nice steaming hot jar of Jarate on the go. Just soak in gasoline and light. Easy and convenient. Now anybody can have a steaming jar of piss! Have a lovely day!

  • 2500 keys
    Unusual Coffin Kit 67 Found in Crate Knifestorm 7290698466 1251845882
    Knifestorm Coffin Kit
    Bumped Listed by CAaronD

    Hey, you, over here. Come here, hang out directly underneath the cloud. You're really welcome! Now you can have this portable grave. Buh-bye and thank you for the shinies! Bye now!!! *distant running*

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