Super cute and fuzzy balloonicorn creature hat, with confettiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaay! --- Did I do well on my sales pitch???
f you beat somebody to death, aren't they technically beating you to death? Therefore, if you give somebody a disco-beat-down to the death, not only are they beating you to death ---- but FABULOUSLY.
So incredibly flamboyant, that its rips a magical no-significant-gravitational-pull greenish-hued black hole in space and time. Also, the hat floats too. I guess it's a flam-bouyant flamenco ;)
What kind of misery and despair bubbles in the cauldron of the 115% evil construction worker!? Here's a big word for ya'll. "Onomatopoeia." Here's an onomatopoeia for a fart sound. *Poot*(no is).
Working vigorously on a cold winter's night under the glorious glow of OUR moon.
Pile of metal hats with budget pixelated burning flames
Yes, I know the hat is bubbling with gaseous fumes. No, they are completely safe. They are only a teeny little bit flammable. No, there is no insurance coverage for sudden hair-loss or strange tumor
Venenenenenenenenenenene---- tata!!!! Tadaaaaa! Hullo there, dearie. I present to you, the green bat cotton-picking hat :P
Perfect for heating up a nice steaming hot jar of Jarate on the go. Just soak in gasoline and light. Easy and convenient. Now anybody can have a steaming jar of piss! Have a lovely day!
Hey, you, over here. Come here, hang out directly underneath the cloud. You're really welcome! Now you can have this portable grave. Buh-bye and thank you for the shinies! Bye now!!! *distant running*