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  Self-Made Koala Compact Level 50 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Effect: Community Sparkle 1 Color: A Distinctive Lack of Hue (20,20,20) Origin: Steam Workshop Contribution ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

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• The Black Rose Level 1 Knife Slay it with flowers. Style: Baccara Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1–1.66 ref

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• The Bloodhound Level 63 Hat Experience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.5 ref

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  The Bombinomicon Level 20 Badge 'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.17 ref

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• The Claidheamh Mòr Level 5 Sword 0.5 sec increase in charge duration -15 max health on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

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• Ghastly Gibus Level 10 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combined with the heady aromas of mould and grave dust. Style: Ghostly This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

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• The Gentle Munitionne of Leisure Level 62 Hat This snappy all-class stovepipe commemorates man and monkey's joint attempt to conquer the heavens with a built-in rocket that, every year on the anniversary of the launch, might violently explode. Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

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• Bronze Dueling Badge Level 2 Badge This badge tracks your duel statistics. Increase its level by winning duels! Date Received: Mar 30, 2012 (02:40:03) GMT Origin: Timed Drop ( Not Tradable )

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• The Texas Half-Pants Level 97 Apparel It's pants... Texas Style! These crotchless leather leggings are perfect if you already own pants. Note: To be used as auxiliary pants only. Please do not employ as primary source of pants. Style: Midnight Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref TF2WH: 9055 credits (3.02 ref)

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• The Full Head Of Steam Level 14 Hat You never took a break from cp_foundry, and now you can prove it with the actual steam whistle used to call the breaks you never took! Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

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• The MONOCULUS! Level 31 Hat Celebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref

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• Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask Level 10 Holiday Hat Brown paper never looked so mildly disturbing. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

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• Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head Level 31 Hat He had one all along... Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) TF2WH: 410 credits (0.14 ref)

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• The Skull Island Topper Level 31 Hat This terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral). Killed Merasmus at level 571 Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

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• The Seal Mask Level 31 Mask Turn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask. Origin: Gifted ( Not Tradable )

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• The Spine-Tingling Skull Level 31 Hat Express your dislike for the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by Longfellowdeeds Origin: Crafted ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1 ref

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• The Spine-Cooling Skull Level 31 Hat Express your disdain for the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by Longfellowdeeds Origin: Crafted ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1–1.67 ref

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• The Spine-Twisting Skull Level 31 Hat Express your discontent with the living. This is a special Halloween 2011 item Crafted by Longfellowdeeds Origin: Crafted ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1.5–2 ref

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• Stainless Pot Level 61 Hat Protects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup. Crafted by Longfellowdeeds Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4005 credits (1.34 ref)

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  Professor Speks Level 5 Hat Give your teacher the gift of insight, paper clip and rubber band included. Origin: Earned ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1.33–2 ref

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• Iron Curtain Level 5 Minigun Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.33–0.66 ref

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• L'Etranger Level 5 Revolver The Saharan Spy L'Etranger Your Eternal Reward The Familiar Fez Set Bonuses Reduced decloak sound volume 0.5 sec longer cloak blink time +15 cloak on hit -20% damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

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• The Postal Pummeler Level 10 Mailbox 100% critical hit vs burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

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• The Manmelter Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Being a device that flouts conventional scientific consensus that the molecules composing the human body must be arranged "just so", and not, for example, across a square-mile radius. Dr. Grordbort's Moonman Pack The Phlogistinator The Third Degree The Manmelter The Moonman Backpack The Bubble Pipe Alt-Fire: Extinguish teammates to gain guaranteed critical hits +50% projectile speed Does not require ammo No random critical hits Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

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• Mann Co. Cap Level 10 Hat Origin: Store Promotion ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

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• Mann Co. Online Cap Level 10 Hat Origin: Store Promotion ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

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• Operation Gear Grinder Badge Level 1 Badge Your Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge. Origin: Earned ( Not Tradable )

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  Pyrovision Goggles Level 57 Pyrovision Goggles Enter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.83–1 ref TF2WH: 4025 credits (1.34 ref)

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• The Reserve Shooter Level 10 Shotgun The Airborne Armaments The Liberty Launcher The Reserve Shooter The Market Gardener Jumper's Jeepcap 15% faster weapon switch Mini-crits airborne targets for 3 seconds after being deployed -50% clip size Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

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• The Galvanized Gibus Level 6 Hat Elegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2.66 ref TF2WH: 9000 credits (3 ref)

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• Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Level 9 Hat This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5700 credits (1.9 ref)

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• Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Level 28 Hat This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5700 credits (1.9 ref)

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• Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Level 53 Hat This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5700 credits (1.9 ref)

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• Modest Metal Pile of Scrap Level 91 Hat This humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5700 credits (1.9 ref)

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• Battery Canteens Level 2 Usable Item Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid. Each charge lasts 5 seconds Holds a maximum of 3 charges Currently holds 0 charges Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Battery Canteens Level 60 Usable Item Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid. Each charge lasts 5 seconds Holds a maximum of 3 charges Currently holds 0 charges Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Battery Canteens Level 70 Usable Item Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid. Each charge lasts 5 seconds Holds a maximum of 3 charges Currently holds 0 charges Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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  Battery Canteens Level 100 Usable Item Don't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid. Each charge lasts 5 seconds Holds a maximum of 3 charges Currently holds 0 charges Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats Level 23 Hat Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• Noble Nickel Amassment of Hats Level 69 Hat Some hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats Level 24 Hat Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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• Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats Level 40 Hat Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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• Towering Titanium Pillar of Hats Level 70 Hat Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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  Bolted Bombardier Level 11 Facial Hair Remember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.66 ref TF2WH: 7500 credits (2.5 ref)

  demoman
• The Bolted Bicorne Level 29 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

  demoman
• The Bolted Bicorne Level 30 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

  demoman
• The Bolted Bicorne Level 62 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

  demoman
• The Bolted Bicorne Level 84 Hat One little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

  demoman
• The Scrumpy Strongbox Level 37 Treasure This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 7200 credits (2.4 ref)

  demoman
• The Scrumpy Strongbox Level 86 Treasure This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 7200 credits (2.4 ref)

  demoman
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  The Scrumpy Strongbox Level 87 Treasure This nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 7200 credits (2.4 ref)

  demoman
• The FR-0 Level 58 Hat Own this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000". Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 5750 credits (1.92 ref)

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• The Broadband Bonnet Level 10 Hat This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on). Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The Broadband Bonnet Level 39 Hat This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on). Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The Broadband Bonnet Level 80 Hat This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on). Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The Broadband Bonnet Level 82 Hat This brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on). Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The HDMI Patch Level 77 Photograph Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

  demoman
• The HDMI Patch Level 90 Photograph Bundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

  demoman
• The Strontium Stove Pipe Level 2 Hat Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Strontium Stove Pipe Level 64 Hat Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The Strontium Stove Pipe Level 69 Hat Beep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The Cyborg Stunt Helmet Level 13 Hat If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Cyborg Stunt Helmet Level 47 Hat If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The Cyborg Stunt Helmet Level 50 Hat If you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  demoman
• The Plug-In Prospector Level 20 Hat Robo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  engineer
• The Data Mining Light Level 23 Hat If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Data Mining Light Level 40 Hat If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Data Mining Light Level 61 Hat If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Data Mining Light Level 69 Hat If you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: Dave The Bear | Bazaar.tf Crate Series #55 Date Received: May 24, 2013 (02:46:43) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

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• The Timeless Topper Level 43 Hat Most hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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  Teddy Robobelt Level 57 Pocket Buddy This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

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• Teddy Robobelt Level 65 Pocket Buddy This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

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• Teddy Robobelt Level 91 Pocket Buddy This tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

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• Texas Tin-Gallon Level 39 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• Texas Tin-Gallon Level 61 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• Texas Tin-Gallon Level 85 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• Texas Tin-Gallon Level 87 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• Texas Tin-Gallon Level 88 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• Texas Tin-Gallon Level 89 Hat It's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

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• The Titanium Towel Level 34 Apparel Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Titanium Towel Level 52 Apparel Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Titanium Towel Level 90 Apparel Sure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bunsen Brave Level 27 Hat Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 4–5 ref TF2WH: 13000 credits (4.33 ref)

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• The Bunsen Brave Level 34 Hat Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 4–5 ref TF2WH: 13000 credits (4.33 ref)

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• The Bunsen Brave Level 38 Hat Scientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 4–5 ref TF2WH: 13000 credits (4.33 ref)

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• The Gridiron Guardian Level 32 Hat This helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref)

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• The Tungsten Toque Level 40 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Tungsten Toque Level 42 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Tungsten Toque Level 47 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Tungsten Toque Level 73 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

  heavy
• The Tungsten Toque Level 77 Hat Commemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• Mecha-Medes Level 1 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 21500 credits (1.5 keys)

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• Mecha-Medes Level 5 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 21500 credits (1.5 keys)

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• Mecha-Medes Level 16 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 21500 credits (1.5 keys)

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• Mecha-Medes Level 34 Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 21500 credits (1.5 keys)

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• The Byte'd Beak Level 37 Hat This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 22000 credits (1.5 keys)

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  The Byte'd Beak Level 63 Hat This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 22000 credits (1.5 keys)

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• The Byte'd Beak Level 79 Hat This 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 22000 credits (1.5 keys)

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• The Virus Doctor Level 95 Hat Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Virus Doctor Level 100 Hat Whether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Steam Pipe Level 49 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

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• The Steam Pipe Level 59 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

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• The Steam Pipe Level 72 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

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• The Steam Pipe Level 99 Pipe Just like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

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• Halogen Head Lamp Level 58 Hat This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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• Halogen Head Lamp Level 97 Hat This medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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• Practitioner's Processing Mask Level 2 Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref)

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• Practitioner's Processing Mask Level 25 Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref)

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• Practitioner's Processing Mask Level 48 Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref)

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• Practitioner's Processing Mask Level 59 Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref)

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• Practitioner's Processing Mask Level 60 Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref)

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• Practitioner's Processing Mask Level 65 Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref)

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  Practitioner's Processing Mask Level 96 Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref)

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• Platinum Pickelhaube Level 30 Hat Invented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Titanium Tyrolean Level 9 Hat Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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• Titanium Tyrolean Level 31 Hat Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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• Titanium Tyrolean Level 93 Hat Meet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref)

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• The Bolted Birdcage Level 4 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bolted Birdcage Level 10 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bolted Birdcage Level 40 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bolted Birdcage Level 40 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bolted Birdcage Level 47 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bolted Birdcage Level 57 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bolted Birdcage Level 79 Hat You love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Electric Escorter Level 7 Hat "And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Electric Escorter Level 25 Hat "And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Electric Escorter Level 36 Hat "And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Electric Escorter Level 52 Hat "And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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• The Electric Escorter Level 61 Hat "And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref)

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  The Filamental Level 68 Hat Is your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.6–2 keys TF2WH: 21000 credits (1.25 keys)

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• Firewall Helmet Level 36 Hat Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref)

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• Firewall Helmet Level 45 Hat Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref)

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• Firewall Helmet Level 51 Hat Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref)

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• Firewall Helmet Level 53 Hat Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref)

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• Firewall Helmet Level 67 Hat Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref)

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• Firewall Helmet Level 100 Hat Learn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref)

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• The Rusty Reaper Level 10 Hat Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.4–1.8 keys TF2WH: 17500 credits (1.25 keys)

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• The Rusty Reaper Level 25 Hat Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.4–1.8 keys TF2WH: 17500 credits (1.25 keys)

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• The Rusty Reaper Level 70 Hat Are you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.4–1.8 keys TF2WH: 17500 credits (1.25 keys)

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• Plumber's Pipe Level 11 Hat Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Plumber's Pipe Level 66 Hat Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Plumber's Pipe Level 81 Hat Learn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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  The Scrap Sack Level 41 Backpack Concerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• Respectless Robo-Glove Level 19 Hat When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref)

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• Respectless Robo-Glove Level 27 Hat When that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref)

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• The Googol Glass Eyes Level 23 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3–4 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• The Googol Glass Eyes Level 28 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3–4 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• The Googol Glass Eyes Level 65 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3–4 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• The Googol Glass Eyes Level 70 Hat These digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3–4 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• The Metal Slug Level 10 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 8500 credits (2.83 ref)

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• The Metal Slug Level 17 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 8500 credits (2.83 ref)

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• The Metal Slug Level 39 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 8500 credits (2.83 ref)

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• The Metal Slug Level 57 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 8500 credits (2.83 ref)

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• The Metal Slug Level 100 Hat They came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 8500 credits (2.83 ref)

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• Pyro's Boron Beanie Level 48 Hat Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Pyro's Boron Beanie Level 48 Hat Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Pyro's Boron Beanie Level 73 Hat Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Pyro's Boron Beanie Level 97 Hat Friends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Ye Oiled Baker Boy Level 3 Hat It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Ye Oiled Baker Boy Level 36 Hat It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Ye Oiled Baker Boy Level 74 Hat It's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bolt Boy Level 2 Hat That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.8–1 keys TF2WH: 13500 credits (4.5 ref)

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• The Bolt Boy Level 65 Hat That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.8–1 keys TF2WH: 13500 credits (4.5 ref)

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• The Bolt Boy Level 66 Hat That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.8–1 keys TF2WH: 13500 credits (4.5 ref)

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  The Bolt Boy Level 94 Hat That item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.8–1 keys TF2WH: 13500 credits (4.5 ref)

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• Bonk Leadwear Level 9 Hat In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref)

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• Bonk Leadwear Level 46 Hat In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref)

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• Bonk Leadwear Level 53 Hat In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref)

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• Bonk Leadwear Level 97 Hat In 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref)

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• The Bot Dogger Level 29 Hat It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bot Dogger Level 90 Hat It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• The Bot Dogger Level 99 Hat It's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Letch's LED Level 48 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• Letch's LED Level 79 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• Letch's LED Level 90 Hat Comes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref)

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• Shooter's Tin Topi Level 6 Hat This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Shooter's Tin Topi Level 13 Hat This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Shooter's Tin Topi Level 28 Hat This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Shooter's Tin Topi Level 91 Hat This safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Soldered Sensei Level 84 Hat Karate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

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• Full Metal Drill Hat Level 82 Hat What is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref)

  soldier
• Steel Shako Level 4 Hat Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan". Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  soldier
• Steel Shako Level 43 Hat Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan". Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  soldier
• Steel Shako Level 65 Hat Combining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan". Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  soldier
• Soldier's Sparkplug Level 22 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire. Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

  soldier
• Soldier's Sparkplug Level 27 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire. Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

  soldier
• Equip

  Soldier's Sparkplug Level 86 Cigar Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire. Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref)

  soldier
• Tyrantium Helmet Level 11 Hat This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref)

  soldier
• Tyrantium Helmet Level 61 Hat This hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref)

  soldier
• Base Metal Billycock Level 9 Hat Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  spy
• Base Metal Billycock Level 17 Hat Robo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  spy
• Bootleg Base Metal Billycock Level 23 Hat Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  spy
• Bootleg Base Metal Billycock Level 26 Hat Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  spy
• Bootleg Base Metal Billycock Level 39 Hat Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  spy
• Bootleg Base Metal Billycock Level 61 Hat Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  spy
• Bootleg Base Metal Billycock Level 64 Hat Trick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref)

  spy
• The Megapixel Beard Level 26 Facial Hair Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref)

  spy
• The Megapixel Beard Level 34 Facial Hair Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref)

  spy
• The Megapixel Beard Level 65 Facial Hair Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref)

  spy
• Equip

  The Megapixel Beard Level 74 Facial Hair Great for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref)

  spy
• RoboCrate Level 13 This crate is special. Its contents are unknown and requires a RoboCrate Key to unlock. The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate. Crate Series #58 Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 950 credits (0.32 ref)

  #58
• RoboCrate Level 13 This crate is special. Its contents are unknown and requires a RoboCrate Key to unlock. The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate. Crate Series #58 Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 950 credits (0.32 ref)

  #58
• RoboCrate Level 13 This crate is special. Its contents are unknown and requires a RoboCrate Key to unlock. The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate. Crate Series #58 Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 950 credits (0.32 ref)

  #58
• RoboCrate Level 13 This crate is special. Its contents are unknown and requires a RoboCrate Key to unlock. The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate. Crate Series #58 Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 950 credits (0.32 ref)

  #58
• The Family Business Level 10 Shotgun Black Market Business Tomislav The Family Business The Eviction Notice Capone's Capper +33% clip size -15% damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  heavy secondary
• Equip

  The Samson Skewer Level 42 Cosmetic Knife The handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins. Style: Menacing Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.33–0.5 ref

  heavy
• The Stereoscopic Shades Level 20 Glasses If you close an eye, one of the teams will disappear. So don't do that. Crafted by Longfellowdeeds Origin: Crafted ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.83 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref)

  scout#12785
• The Sharp Dresser Level 1 Knife Every merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks. Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5250 credits (1.75 ref)

  spy melee#16886
• The Koala Compact Level 1 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Ye Olde Rustic Colour (124,108,87) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (1.84–2.17 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 5 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Aged Moustache Grey (126,126,126) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.74–3.07 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 7 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Pink as Hell (255,105,180) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 9 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: A Color Similar to Slate (47,79,79) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.69–3.02 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 15 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Drably Olive (128,128,0) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.04–2.37 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 34 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (50,205,50) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 37 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants (240,230,140) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.32–2.65 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 38 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Zepheniah's Greed (66,79,59) Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.18–2.51 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper#2629
• The Koala Compact Level 39 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Dark Salmon Injustice (233,150,122) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (1.94–2.27 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 43 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: A Mann's Mint (188,221,179) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 44 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: After Eight (45,45,36) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 45 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Noble Hatter's Violet (81,56,74) Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.41–2.74 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper#3247
• The Koala Compact Level 47 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Crafted by SUNSPY™ TRADING PAGE 1 Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper#7087
• The Koala Compact Level 47 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Color No. 216-190-216 (216,190,216) Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.04–2.37 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper#3239
• The Koala Compact Level 48 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: A Deep Commitment to Purple (125,64,113) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 54 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Indubitably Green (114,158,66) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.6–2.93 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 56 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Muskelmannbraun (165,117,69) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (1.8–2.13 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 57 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Australium Gold (231,181,59) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 57 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Peculiarly Drab Tincture (197,175,145) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (1.8–2.13 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 64 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Radigan Conagher Brown (105,77,58) Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.04–2.37 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper#3309
• The Koala Compact Level 64 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Operator's Overalls (72,56,56) Color: 56,66,72 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 73 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Cream Spirit (195,108,45) Color: 184,128,53 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 77 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Balaclavas Are Forever (59,31,35) Color: 24,35,61 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 78 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Team Spirit (184,56,59) Color: 88,133,162 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 82 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Waterlogged Lab Coat (168,154,140) Color: 131,159,163 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 86 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: A Distinctive Lack of Hue (20,20,20) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 96 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: Mann Co. Orange (207,115,54) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.74–3.07 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 99 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: An Air of Debonair (101,71,64) Color: 40,57,77 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• The Koala Compact Level 100 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• Moustachium Bar Level 1 Craft Item Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

• Moustachium Bar Level 1 Craft Item Pure moustachium, harvested from all-natural sources deep within the Australian outback. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

• The Sneaky Spats of Sneaking Level 63 Shoes Sure, you're in the market for shoes to help you lurk in the shadows. But once you slip on these natty calf leather spatterdashes, you'll want EVERYONE to check you out. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 3.33–3.66 ref TF2WH: 10090 credits (3.36 ref)

  spy
• Frontier Justice Level 5 Shotgun When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill -50% clip size No random critical hits Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  engineer primary
• The Scotsman's Skullcutter Level 5 Axe +20% damage bonus 15% slower move speed on wearer Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman melee
• The Flare Gun Level 10 Flare Gun Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  pyro secondary
• The Righteous Bison Level 30 Indivisible Particle Smasher Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack The Cow Mangler 5000 The Righteous Bison Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe Projectile cannot be deflected Projectile penetrates enemy targets Does not require ammo Deals only 20% damage to buildings Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  soldier secondary
• The Quick-Fix Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal. Move at the speed of any faster heal target. Clinical Trial The Quick-Fix The Overdose The Solemn Vow +25% ÜberCharge rate +40% heal rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic secondary
• The Quick-Fix Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal. Move at the speed of any faster heal target. Clinical Trial The Quick-Fix The Overdose The Solemn Vow +25% ÜberCharge rate +40% heal rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic secondary
• The Persian Persuader Level 10 Sword One Thousand and One Demoknights The Persian Persuader The Splendid Screen Ali Baba's Wee Booties Sultan's Ceremonial All ammo collected becomes health +100% increase in charge recharge rate No random critical hits Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman melee
• The Escape Plan Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  soldier melee
• The Huntsman Level 10 Bow Dual-Purpose Fruit The Huntsman The Fruit Shoot Set Bonuses Reduces chance of hunger by up to 13% Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  sniper primary
• Equip

  The Splendid Screen Level 10 Shield One Thousand and One Demoknights The Persian Persuader The Splendid Screen Ali Baba's Wee Booties Sultan's Ceremonial Style: Classic +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +70% increase in charge impact damage Can deal charge impact damage at any range Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman secondary
• The Force-A-Nature Level 10 Scattergun +20% bullets per shot +50% faster firing speed Knockback on the target and shooter -66% clip size -10% damage penalty Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  scout primary
• Crusader's Crossbow Level 15 Crossbow The Medieval Medic The Amputator The Crusader's Crossbow Set Bonuses +1 health regenerated per second on wearer 40% faster reload time Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled -75% max primary ammo on wearer No headshots Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic primary
• The Scottish Resistance Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +6 max pipebombs out +50% max secondary ammo on wearer Able to destroy enemy stickybombs Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet +25% faster firing speed 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman secondary
• Detonator Level 10 Flare Gun Alt-Fire: Detonate flare. +25% damage to self Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  pyro secondary
• The Ubersaw Level 10 Bonesaw On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added -20% slower firing speed Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic melee
• Jarate Level 5 Jar Based Karate Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  sniper secondary
• The Gunboats Level 10 Boots -60% blast damage from rocket jumps Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  soldier secondary
• The Solemn Vow Level 10 Bust of Hippocrates 'Do no harm.' Clinical Trial The Quick-Fix The Overdose The Solemn Vow Allows you to see enemy health Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic melee
• The Splendid Screen Level 10 Shield One Thousand and One Demoknights The Persian Persuader The Splendid Screen Ali Baba's Wee Booties Sultan's Ceremonial Style: Classic +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +70% increase in charge impact damage Can deal charge impact damage at any range Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman secondary
• The Escape Plan Level 10 Pickaxe Move speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  soldier melee
• The Splendid Screen Level 10 Shield One Thousand and One Demoknights The Persian Persuader The Splendid Screen Ali Baba's Wee Booties Sultan's Ceremonial Style: Classic +15% explosive damage resistance on wearer +20% fire damage resistance on wearer +70% increase in charge impact damage Can deal charge impact damage at any range Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman secondary
• The Tribalman's Shiv Level 5 Kukri On Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  sniper melee
• Strange Part: Domination Kills Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of enemies you dominate by killing them with that weapon. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 10005 credits (3.34 ref)

• Strange Part: Headshot Kills Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of headshot kills you make with that weapon. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3–3.2 keys TF2WH: 45015 credits (3 keys)

• Strange Part: Soldiers Killed Level 1 Adding this Strange Part to a Strange-quality weapon will enable it to track the number of Soldiers you kill with that weapon. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 1570 credits (0.52 ref)

• The Triclops Level 10 Hat Fool your enemies into thinking you can see better! Here's the trick: You won't be able to see at all! Style: Blazing Color: The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime (50,205,50) Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

  pyro
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #55 Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #55
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: - Mr. Tiger Crate Series #55 Date Received: May 21, 2013 (01:18:03) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #55
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: [CTS] CokeMetSandwich Crate Series #55 Date Received: May 21, 2013 (01:31:28) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #55
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: ĿG™ | Jonny Sniper Crate Series #55 Date Received: May 24, 2013 (01:17:07) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #55
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: Antimony Carver Crate Series #55 Date Received: May 19, 2013 (02:05:21) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #55
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: PancakeOverlord Crate Series #55 Date Received: May 19, 2013 (02:00:51) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #55
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: Satan Approves Of Pallets [PPM] Crate Series #55 Date Received: May 19, 2013 (14:47:34) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #55
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: Antimony Carver Crate Series #56 Date Received: May 19, 2013 (02:05:19) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #56
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: Antimony Carver Crate Series #56 Date Received: May 19, 2013 (02:05:24) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #56
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57 Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #57
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Crate Series #57 Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #57
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  Taunt: The Director's Vision Level 5 Special Taunt Equip this item in your Action Slot and press the Action button to tell your victims you are making a Replay of their pathetic demise to share with everyone. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable )

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• The Original Level 5 Rocket Launcher Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  soldier primary
• Gift Wrap Level 5 Tool Used to wrap other items for gifting. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 13560 credits (4.52 ref)

• License to Maim Level 20 Badge And kill, and break, and smash, and bite. Mainly maim, though. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.01 ref

  multi
• Dangeresque, Too? Level 20 Glasses Splash the pot with all you got. Color: A Deep Commitment to Purple (125,64,113) Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.66–1.33 ref (1.66–2.33 ref w/ bonuses)

  demoman
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  The Lugermorph Level 5 Pistol The ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry. There's no question you need this gun, the only question is: where will you keep it? Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.33–0.5 ref

  scout engineer secondary
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  Max's Severed Head Level 70 Hat Expertly crafted headwear from cruelty-free farms in the Philippines. Hollowed-out skull casing wicks moisture away when in the heat of battle. 1 Color: A Distinctive Lack of Hue (20,20,20) Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 2.2–2.4 buds (2.3–2.5 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 598000 credits (1.65 buds)

  multi
• The Enthusiast's Timepiece Level 5 Invis Watch Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.33–0.66 ref

  spy pda
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  The Sandman Level 15 Bat Alt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  scout melee
• The Ubersaw Level 10 Bonesaw On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added -20% slower firing speed Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic melee
• Bonk! Atomic Punch Level 5 Lunch Box Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  scout secondary
• The Axtinguisher Level 10 Fire Axe 100% critical hit vs burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  pyro melee
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  The Killing Gloves of Boxing Level 7 Boxing Gloves On Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  heavy melee
• The Backburner Level 10 Flame Thrower 100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  pyro primary
• The Wrangler Level 5 Laser Pointer Take manual control of your Sentry Gun Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  engineer secondary
• The Kritzkrieg Level 8 Medi Gun +25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic secondary
• The Force-A-Nature Level 10 Scattergun +20% bullets per shot +50% faster firing speed Knockback on the target and shooter -66% clip size -10% damage penalty Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  scout primary
• The Buff Banner Level 5 Battle Banner Provides an offensive buff that causes nearby team members to do mini-crits. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  soldier secondary
• The Scottish Resistance Level 5 Stickybomb Launcher +6 max pipebombs out +50% max secondary ammo on wearer Able to destroy enemy stickybombs Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet +25% faster firing speed 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman secondary
• The Blutsauger Level 5 Syringe Gun On Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  medic primary
• The Gunslinger Level 15 Robot Arm +25 max health on wearer No random critical hits Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  engineer melee
• Power Up Canteen Level 73 Usable Item Applies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time. Each charge lasts 5 seconds Holds a maximum of 3 charges Currently holds 0 charges Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

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• Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and The Great and Tasty Vincent, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: May 14, 2012 (11:03:58) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and 5¹ ☣T-Virus, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: May 9, 2012 (22:58:05) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Miri, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Apr 26, 2012 (21:28:32) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Captain Smeg, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Apr 2, 2012 (21:26:44) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Vash The White Spy, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 15, 2012 (02:05:22) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• World Traveler's Hat Level 20 Hat Given to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated towards! Effect: Map Stamps Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multiMap Stamps
• 'Apology'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and NISKA, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 15, 2012 (02:46:15) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'Auzzie'The Koala Compact Level 20 Satchel Watch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Color: The Value of Teamwork (128,48,32) Color: 37,109,141 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (2.83–3.16 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref)

  sniper
• 'Bad Bromance'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Psyke, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 15, 2012 (15:28:11) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'Longfellowdeeds™'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Beshio, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: May 17, 2012 (01:36:51) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'Love You'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Chihiro, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 15, 2012 (04:06:55) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'Nice Shot'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and wD. 4Marcopolo, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 15, 2012 (02:33:16) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'No hard feelings'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and NISKA, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 15, 2012 (02:15:38) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'NO HOMO BROMO'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Sgt. Fluttering Rhino, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Apr 19, 2012 (02:08:14) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'One Ring To Rule Them All'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Ashes and Longfellowdeeds, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 15, 2012 (05:31:40) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'Pee'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and pigsta, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Feb 16, 2012 (03:35:34) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'Ran around and Deserted you'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Super Kami Guru, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Mar 4, 2012 (04:29:20) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'Ring #10'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and dec1mat0r, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: May 20, 2012 (22:01:55) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'The Ring of Charisma +66'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Suttles, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Apr 17, 2012 (00:14:23) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

  multi
• 'You underestimate the sneakieness'Something Special For Someone Special Ring Level 100 Ring A perpetual bond of commitment between Longfellowdeeds and Syntax Error, forever and ever and ever. XoXoX Date Received: Apr 17, 2012 (00:11:18) GMT Origin: Purchased ( Not Tradable or Usable in Crafting )

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  Vintage Cloak and Dagger Level 5 Invis Watch +100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 900 credits (0.3 ref)

  spy pda
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  Vintage Ambassador Level 5 Revolver Crits on headshot -20% slower firing speed -15% damage penalty Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 850 credits (0.28 ref)

  spy secondary
• Unusual Bubble Pipe Level 27 Hat Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. Dr. Grordbort's Moonman Pack The Phlogistinator The Third Degree The Manmelter The Moonman Backpack The Bubble Pipe Effect: Harvest Moon Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate

  pyro
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  Unusual Bubble Pipe Level 40 Hat Being an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. Dr. Grordbort's Moonman Pack The Phlogistinator The Third Degree The Manmelter The Moonman Backpack The Bubble Pipe Effect: Green Black Hole Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate

  pyroGreen Black Hole
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  Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Level 35 Axe Cursed by dark spirits similar to those that dwell within the Eyelander. Crafted by Longfellowdeeds -25 max health on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Crafted ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1.25 keys

  demoman melee
• Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker Level 90 Axe 'LOOKING FOR GOOD HEAD, MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS ;)' Gift from: MaebaraKeiichi Crafted by MaebaraKeiichi Date Received: Nov 21, 2011 (01:50:19) GMT -25 max health on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Crafted ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1.25 keys

  demoman melee
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  Unusual Team Captain Level 70 Hat Our lawyers say 'YES! YES!' Effect: Orbiting Fire Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 7.4–8.2 buds

  soldier medic heavy
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  Unusual Familiar Fez Level 5 Hat The Saharan Spy L'Etranger Your Eternal Reward The Familiar Fez Set Bonuses Reduced decloak sound volume 0.5 sec longer cloak blink time Effect: Roboactive Origin: Found in Crate

  spyRoboactive
• Genuine Anger Level 10 Hat Color: After Eight (45,45,36) Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key (1.95 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 14995 credits (5 ref)

  sniper
• Genuine Purity Fist Level 10 Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 4.66–5 ref TF2WH: 14570 credits (4.86 ref)

  heavy
• Genuine Deus Specs Level 10 Glasses Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 6.66–7 ref TF2WH: 21000 credits (1.25 keys)

  multi
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  Genuine Shred Alert Level 5 Special Taunt Harness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 25500 credits (1.75 keys)

  multi
• Genuine Foppish Physician Level 1 Apparel Whether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine. Style: Epaulettes Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref)

  medic
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  Genuine Distinguished Rogue Level 1 Apparel This coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is. Style: Epaulettes Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4300 credits (1.43 ref)

  spy
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  Strange Amputator Level 15 Bonesaw The Medieval Medic The Amputator The Crusader's Crossbow Set Bonuses +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Kills: 0 On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 5670 credits (1.89 ref)

  medic melee
• Strange Bazaar Bargain Level 10 Sniper Rifle Each scoped headshot decreases the weapon's charge time. A scoped body shot or miss reduces the bonus. Lawrence of Australia The Bazaar Bargain The Shahanshah Desert Marauder Kills: 0 Base charge rate decreased by 20% Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.66–1 ref TF2WH: 2135 credits (0.71 ref)

  sniper primary
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  Strange Crusader's Crossbow Level 15 Crossbow The Medieval Medic The Amputator The Crusader's Crossbow Set Bonuses +1 health regenerated per second on wearer Kills: 0 40% faster reload time Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled -75% max primary ammo on wearer No headshots Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.33 ref TF2WH: 5990 credits (2 ref)

  medic primary
• Strange Spirit Of Giving Level 1 Badge The more gifts you give away, the bigger your heart will get! Get what gift-givers call "the Smissmas spirit," and what cardiologists call hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Gifts Given: 543 Origin: Timed Drop ( Not Tradable )

  multi
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  Strange Jag Level 15 Wrench Sentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 30% faster construction rate -25% damage penalty Sappers Removed: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref (3.6 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 5775 credits (1.93 ref)

  engineer melee
• Strange Conniver's Kunai Level 1 Kunai Start off with low health Kill somebody with this knife Steal all of their health Kills: 0 On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 3255 credits (1.09 ref)

  spy melee
• Strange Market Gardener Level 10 Shovel The Airborne Armaments The Liberty Launcher The Reserve Shooter The Market Gardener Jumper's Jeepcap Kills: 0 Deals crits while the wielder is rocket jumping No random critical hits Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 670 credits (0.22 ref)

  soldier melee
• Strange Overdose Level 5 Syringe Gun Prototype Movement speed increases based on ÜberCharge percentage to a maximum of +10% Clinical Trial The Quick-Fix The Overdose The Solemn Vow Kills: 0 -10% damage penalty Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 660 credits (0.22 ref)

  medic primary
• Strange Half-Zatoichi Level 5 Katana Soldiers and Demos Can duel with katanas For a one-hit kill Kills: 0 On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 2740 credits (0.91 ref)

  soldier demoman melee
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  Strange Bushwacka Level 5 Kukri The Croc-o-Style Kit The Sydney Sleeper Darwin's Danger Shield The Bushwacka Ol' Snaggletooth Set Bonuses The wearer cannot be killed by headshots Kills: 0 Crits whenever it would normally mini-crit 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 5750 credits (1.92 ref)

  sniper melee
• Strange Shortstop Level 1 Peppergun Mann Co.'s latest in high attitude break-action personal defense. The Special Delivery The Shortstop Mad Milk The Holy Mackerel The Milkman Set Bonuses +25 max health on wearer Kills: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 955 credits (0.32 ref)

  scout primary
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  Strange Jarate Level 5 Jar Based Karate Sodden Victims: 0 Coated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire Allies Extinguished: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.66–0.77 ref (2.39–2.5 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 2185 credits (0.73 ref)

  sniper secondary
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  Strange Equalizer Level 10 Pickaxe Kills: 0 Damage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 300 credits (0.1 ref)

  soldier melee
• Strange Eyelander Level 5 Sword This weapon has a large melee range. Gives increased speed and health with every head you take. Heads Taken: 0 -25 max health on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.66–1 ref TF2WH: 2190 credits (0.73 ref)

  demoman melee
• Strange Razorback Level 10 Shield Spies Shocked: 0 Blocks a single backstab attempt Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 1000 credits (0.33 ref)

  sniper secondary
• Strange Quick-Fix Level 8 Medi Gun Prototype Can't overheal. Move at the speed of any faster heal target. Clinical Trial The Quick-Fix The Overdose The Solemn Vow Ubers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 +25% ÜberCharge rate +40% heal rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 1120 credits (0.37 ref)

  medic secondary
• Strange Homewrecker Level 5 Sledgehammer Kills: 0 Damage removes Sappers 100% damage vs buildings -25% damage vs players Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 315 credits (0.11 ref)

  pyro melee
• Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.I Level 12 Flame Thrower Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref)

  pyro primary
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  Strange Festive Flame Thrower Level 1 Flame Thrower Kills: 3 Allies Extinguished: 0 Projectiles Reflected: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 14 keys (15.23 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 195260 credits (12.75 keys)

  pyro primary
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  Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.I Level 4 Knife Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref)

  spy melee
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  Strange Medi Gun Level 1 Medi Gun Ubers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.55 ref TF2WH: 1650 credits (0.55 ref)

  medic secondary
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  Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.I Level 13 Minigun Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref)

  heavy primary
• Strange Baby Face's Blaster Level 10 Scattergun Kills: 0 On Hit: Builds Boost Run at up to double speed at maximum Boost 40% more accurate Boost resets on jump 35% slower move speed on wearer -30% damage penalty Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 600 credits (0.2 ref)

  scout primary
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  Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.I Level 14 Rocket Launcher Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref)

  soldier primary
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  Strange Scattergun Level 1 Scattergun Kills: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2460 credits (0.82 ref)

  scout primary
• Equip

  Strange Shotgun Level 1 Shotgun Kills: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.5–1.75 keys TF2WH: 24360 credits (1.5 keys)

  soldier heavy pyro engineer primary
• Strange SMG Level 1 SMG Kills: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 3330 credits (1.11 ref)

  sniper secondary
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  Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.I Level 9 Sniper Rifle 'WARNING: Heads reported missing are not my problem.Talk to Mann Co.' Kills: 0 Snipers Killed: 0 Engineers Killed: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref (4.13 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref)

  sniper primary
• Equip

  'Butt Scratcha!'Strange Back Scratcher Level 10 Garden Rake Kills: 0 +50% health from packs on wearer +25% damage bonus -75% health from healers on wearer Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 320 credits (0.11 ref)

  pyro melee
• Mann Co. Supply Crate Level 10 You need a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key to open this. You can pick one up at the Mann Co. Store. Gift from: [(99.9%)]Dead7Shot Crate Series #56 Date Received: May 24, 2013 (01:19:06) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.01 ref TF2WH: 10 credits (0 ref)

  #56
• RoboCrate Level 13 This crate is special. Its contents are unknown and requires a RoboCrate Key to unlock. The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate. Gift from: [(99.9%)]Dead7Shot Crate Series #58 Date Received: May 24, 2013 (01:19:06) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.08–0.17 ref TF2WH: 950 credits (0.32 ref)

  #58
• The Loch-n-Load Level 10 Grenade Launcher The Expert's Ordnance The Ullapool Caber The Loch-n-Load Set Bonuses +10% fire damage resistance on wearer +25% projectile speed +20% damage bonus Launched bombs shatter on surfaces +25% damage to self -50% clip size Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  demoman primary
• RoboCrate Level 13 This crate is special. Its contents are unknown and requires a RoboCrate Key to unlock. The RoboCrate contains Unusual effects that will only come from this crate. Gift from: Dave The Bear | Bazaar.tf Crate Series #58 Date Received: May 24, 2013 (02:46:43) GMT Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.08–0.17 ref TF2WH: 950 credits (0.32 ref)

  #58
• The Huntsman Level 10 Bow Dual-Purpose Fruit The Huntsman The Fruit Shoot Set Bonuses Reduces chance of hunger by up to 13% Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  sniper primary
• Coupe D'isaster Level 100 Hat Gift from: GaTr Date Received: May 24, 2013 (03:36:40) GMT Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref)

  heavy
• The Direct Hit Level 1 Rocket Launcher Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions +25% damage bonus +80% projectile speed -70% explosion radius Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref)

  soldier primary