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Unusual El JefeLevel 10 HatEffect: Burning Flames Origin: Traded Suggested value: 35.3 buds |
Unusual Hat With No NameLevel 10 HatA nameless hat for a nameless man. Effect: Burning Flames Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 21.6–27.5 buds |
Unusual Bubble PipeLevel 19 HatBeing an invention that achieves the humanitarian goal of all great men of science, from Lord Holland to the Duke of Wellington, to allow a true gentle-man to smoke a pipe in space. Dr. Grordbort's Moonman Pack The Phlogistinator The Third Degree The Manmelter The Moonman Backpack The Bubble Pipe Effect: Sunbeams Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 17.9–22.8 buds |
Unusual Hustler's HallmarkLevel 84 HatEffect: Burning Flames Color: After Eight (45,45,36) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 11.1–13 buds |
Unusual Hound DogLevel 71 HatYour opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif. Effect: Sunbeams Origin: Traded Suggested value: 4.4–4.9 buds |
Unusual Texas Ten GallonLevel 80 HatThough it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun. Effect: Burning Flames Color: A Distinctive Lack of Hue (20,20,20) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 7.7–9.6 buds |
Unusual Surgeon's StahlhelmLevel 10 HatTechnically, field medics are protected as noncombatants under the Geneva Convention. The next time you get shot be sure to tell your killer. It's a conversation starter! Effect: Burning Flames Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 23.5–28.2 buds |
Unusual Your Worst NightmareLevel 10 HatThis bandanna will teach you to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. Like another billy goat. Effect: Burning Flames Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 14.9 buds |
Unusual Cosa Nostra CapLevel 41 HatIf looks could kill, this dapper fellow would make your head an accomplice to murder. The Man of Honor The Enforcer The Big Earner Cosa Nostra Cap The Made Man Effect: Burning Flames Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 7.2–8.4 buds |
'Electrocutioner'Unusual ExecutionerLevel 13 HatBeing an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".) Effect: Electrostatic Origin: Found in Crate |
Unusual Team CaptainLevel 76 HatOur lawyers say 'YES! YES!' Effect: Purple Energy Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 27–31.5 buds |
Unusual Team CaptainLevel 56 HatOur lawyers say 'YES! YES!' Effect: Cloudy Moon Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 70.9–79.8 buds |
'The Replacement LOTSO'Unusual Team CaptainLevel 84 Hat'real lotso's lost somewhere, stuck against a truck's grill or in a hacker's bp' Effect: Burning Flames Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 107.1 buds |
Unusual Crone's DomeLevel 13 HatFor hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome. Effect: Flaming Lantern Color: Cream Spirit (195,108,45) Color: 184,128,53 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 27.5–28.9 buds |
Unusual Crone's DomeLevel 100 HatFor hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome. Effect: Harvest Moon Origin: Found in Crate |
Unusual Crone's DomeLevel 98 HatFor hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome. Effect: Cauldron Bubbles Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 26–30.4 buds |
Unusual Killer ExclusiveLevel 10 HatBreak news, spirits and heads. Effect: Burning Flames Color: After Eight (45,45,36) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 90.1–103.6 buds |
Unusual Armored AuthorityLevel 48 HatThe General's Formals The Mantreads The Disciplinary Action Armored Authority Fancy Dress Uniform Effect: It's A Secret To Everybody Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 10.6–12.7 buds |
'M46 NIGHT PROWLER'Unusual Armored AuthorityLevel 7 HatThe General's Formals The Mantreads The Disciplinary Action Armored Authority Fancy Dress Uniform Effect: Cloudy Moon Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 8.1–9.2 buds |
Armored AuthorityLevel 48 HatThe General's Formals The Mantreads The Disciplinary Action Armored Authority Fancy Dress Uniform Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.33 ref (1.3 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
Unusual Armored AuthorityLevel 80 Hat'the hat i wear on my head cuz it's too small for my balls' The General's Formals The Mantreads The Disciplinary Action Armored Authority Fancy Dress Uniform Effect: Sunbeams Origin: Traded Suggested value: 6.3–7.2 buds |
Unusual Armored AuthorityLevel 20 HatThe General's Formals The Mantreads The Disciplinary Action Armored Authority Fancy Dress Uniform Effect: Harvest Moon Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 11.5 buds |
Unusual Armored AuthorityLevel 58 HatThe General's Formals The Mantreads The Disciplinary Action Armored Authority Fancy Dress Uniform Effect: Burning Flames Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 11.3–12.6 buds |
Unusual Human CannonballLevel 67 HatAsk any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet. Style: Burn Effect: Burning Flames Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 27.3–34.7 buds |
The Winter Wonderland WrapLevel 86 MaskJust because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery! Style: With Stripes Crafted by Cape Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 3.66–4 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 10505 credits (3.5 ref) |
The Merc's MufflerLevel 87 ScarfThe perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market! Crafted by kifv346 Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.6–1.75 keys (2.1–2.1 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 25020 credits (1.75 keys) |
The Russian RocketeerLevel 48 BackpackThe latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product! Crafted by Zambies! Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33 ref (1.3 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4040 credits (1.35 ref) |
Blind JusticeLevel 92 Facial HairWant to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself! Crafted by Neonomical22 Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
The Bearded BombardierLevel 24 Facial HairDemo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Style: Whatever Crafted by KyRi Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 4 ref (2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 12005 credits (4 ref) |
The King of Scotland CapeLevel 26 CapeCapes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud. Crafted by petalavita Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 3.66–4 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 9590 credits (3.2 ref) |
The Cool BreezeLevel 17 KiltForget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning. Crafted by Morfogenesis Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.44–2.66 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 7220 credits (2.41 ref) |
The MarxmanLevel 74 GlassesEveryone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious. Style: Yes, Cigar Crafted by Flamespitter Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.66 ref (2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 7800 credits (2.6 ref) |
The Triad TrinketLevel 58 NecklaceClothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home." Style: Bare Crafted by listen you chippy idiot Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.33–2.88 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 7000 credits (2.33 ref) |
The Champ StampLevel 12 TattoosShow Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang. Crafted by Thidran {MCT} Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.33–2.66 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 6565 credits (2.19 ref) |
The Crocodile SmileLevel 20 NecklaceHow many crocodiles had to die to make this necklace? A lot. That's the point. Crafted by Rocket Racer Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33 ref (1.3 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4020 credits (1.34 ref) |
The Steel SongbirdLevel 79It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird? Crafted by Naze Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.66 ref (2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Security ShadesLevel 15 Hat'Heegmeep's #1 trick for being that sexy socialist shooter you were raised to be!' Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 6205 credits (2.07 ref) |
The Siberian SophisticateLevel 82 ShirtThe shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns. Crafted by Naze Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 9510 credits (3.17 ref) |
The Track TerrorizerLevel 87 ShirtFor a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school. Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 3.33–3.66 ref (2.1–2.1 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 9965 credits (3.32 ref) |
The Digit DivulgerLevel 39 GlovesKeep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves. Style: Leather Open Crafted by |S²| Noon Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref (1.8–1.8 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 5520 credits (1.84 ref) |
Dillinger's DuffelLevel 85 BackpackThis duffel comes with leather straps so all your money doesn't fall out. The leather straps also don't tighten all the way, so some money WILL fall out, and ladies will know how rich you are. (Answer: Very. Also handsome.) Crafted by Ronald Reagan Color: Balaclavas Are Forever (59,31,35) Color: 24,35,61 Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref (1.9–1.9 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 5250 credits (1.75 ref) |
The MenpoLevel 29 MaskDiscover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless! Style: Yuurei Crafted by Enlil Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2 ref (2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 5835 credits (1.95 ref) |
The Deadliest DucklingLevel 82 DuckEvery time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that. Style: Capone Crafted by GEЯRY ツ Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 9275 credits (3.09 ref) |
The ReindoonicornLevel 20 BalloonTenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Crafted by IM ACTUALLY A CRATE Only visible in Pyroland Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.33 ref (2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 6200 credits (2.07 ref) |
Nose CandyLevel 40 MaskDress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world! Style: Horrific Crafted by rades Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.88–3 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 8700 credits (2.9 ref) |
Rail SpikesLevel 9 SpikesThere we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits. Crafted by .com/The Sexual Brotato Chip Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 4–4.33 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 13965 credits (4.66 ref) |
Heavy's Hockey HairLevel 56 HairCommemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide. Crafted by IM ACTUALLY A CRATE Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33 ref (1.4 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4360 credits (1.45 ref) |
The Hunger ForceLevel 89 ShirtLet your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying! Gift from: Celestea Crafted by Celestea Date Received: Dec 22, 2012 (16:01:41) GMT Origin: Crafted ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 1–1.17 ref (1.1–1.1 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 7200 credits (2.4 ref) |
Aqua FlopsLevel 54 Flip-FlopsWhile the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics? Crafted by hycolours H3-U28 (i49) Color: Waterlogged Lab Coat (168,154,140) Color: 131,159,163 Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref (2.1–2.1 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 9200 credits (3.07 ref) |
The Idea TubeLevel 68 BackpackThis handsome leather cylinder improves on the diary in every way. Do you have secret thoughts? Write 'em down, ball 'em up, and stuff 'em in the tube. It's incredibly easy to find a thought when you need it, too. Simply empty out the tube and there they all are. You're just one simple unballing away from remembering it. Crafted by MaX MayheM Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref (1.5–1.5 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4395 credits (1.47 ref) |
Der WintermantelLevel 44 ApparelThis fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic. Style: Gramma's Sweater Showing Crafted by skaskanker Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.66–3 ref (2–2 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 7685 credits (2.56 ref) |
Photo BadgeLevel 20 BadgeDiscourage identity theft. Custom decals can be applied to this item. Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33 ref (1.3 buds w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 4010 credits (1.34 ref) |
The ShortstopLevel 1 PeppergunMann Co.'s latest in high attitude break-action personal defense. The Special Delivery The Shortstop Mad Milk The Holy Mackerel The Milkman Set Bonuses +25 max health on wearer Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Escape PlanLevel 10 PickaxeMove speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
NataschaLevel 5 MinigunOn Hit: 100% chance to slow target 30% slower spin up time -25% damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Quick-FixLevel 8 Medi Gun PrototypeCan't overheal. Move at the speed of any faster heal target. Clinical Trial The Quick-Fix The Overdose The Solemn Vow +25% ÜberCharge rate +40% heal rate ÜberCharge increases healing by 300% and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Red-Tape RecorderLevel 72 SapperReverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Vintage Force-A-NatureLevel 10 Scattergun+20% bullets per shot +50% faster firing speed Knockback on the target and shooter -66% clip size -10% damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 800 credits (0.27 ref) |
Vintage Bonk! Atomic PunchLevel 5 Lunch BoxOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 990 credits (0.33 ref) |
Vintage Crit-a-ColaLevel 5 Lunch BoxWhile under the effects, +25% movement speed and damage done and damage taken will be mini-crits. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4905 credits (1.64 ref) |
Vintage SandmanLevel 15 BatAlt-Fire: Launches a ball that stuns opponents -15 max health on wearer Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 1275 credits (0.43 ref) |
Vintage Fan O'WarLevel 5 GunbaiWinds of Gravel Pit Scout brings on his fan! You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2.6–3.3 buds TF2WH: 778485 credits (2.2 buds) |
Vintage Sun-on-a-StickLevel 10 RIFT Fire MaceSpiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty Origin: Traded Suggested value: 5–5.33 ref TF2WH: 16010 credits (1 key) |
Vintage Direct HitLevel 1 Rocket LauncherMini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions +25% damage bonus +80% projectile speed -70% explosion radius Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 760 credits (0.25 ref) |
Vintage GunboatsLevel 10 Boots-60% blast damage from rocket jumps Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 3560 credits (1.19 ref) |
Vintage Buff BannerLevel 5 Battle BannerProvides an offensive buff that causes nearby team members to do mini-crits. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 670 credits (0.22 ref) |
Vintage EqualizerLevel 10 PickaxeDamage increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22 ref TF2WH: 660 credits (0.22 ref) |
Vintage Escape PlanLevel 10 PickaxeMove speed increases as the user becomes injured Blocks healing while in use Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 760 credits (0.25 ref) |
Vintage ConcherorLevel 5 SashimonoWith buff, some damage Dished out by nearby teammates Comes back as healing Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3.2–3.5 buds TF2WH: 1112705 credits (3.15 buds) |
Vintage BackburnerLevel 10 Flame Thrower100% critical hits from behind +150% airblast cost Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 720 credits (0.24 ref) |
Vintage Flare GunLevel 10 Flare GunOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 950 credits (0.32 ref) |
Vintage AxtinguisherLevel 10 Fire Axe100% critical hit vs burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 850 credits (0.28 ref) |
Vintage HomewreckerLevel 5 SledgehammerDamage removes Sappers 100% damage vs buildings -25% damage vs players Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22 ref TF2WH: 550 credits (0.18 ref) |
Vintage Sharpened Volcano FragmentLevel 10 RIFT Fire AxeImproves upon Mother Nature's original design for volcanos by increasing portability. Modern science is unable to explain exactly where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 16950 credits (1 key) |
Vintage Scottish ResistanceLevel 5 Stickybomb Launcher+6 max pipebombs out +50% max secondary ammo on wearer Able to destroy enemy stickybombs Detonates stickybombs near the crosshair and directly under your feet +25% faster firing speed 0.8 sec slower bomb arm time Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22 ref TF2WH: 660 credits (0.22 ref) |
Vintage Loch-n-LoadLevel 10 Grenade LauncherThe Expert's Ordnance The Ullapool Caber The Loch-n-Load Set Bonuses +10% fire damage resistance on wearer +25% projectile speed +20% damage bonus Launched bombs shatter on surfaces +25% damage to self -50% clip size Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 2.33–3 ref TF2WH: 7705 credits (2.57 ref) |
Vintage Chargin' TargeLevel 10 ShieldAlt-Fire: Gain increased attack power by charging toward your enemies. +40% explosive damage resistance on wearer +50% fire damage resistance on wearer Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 800 credits (0.27 ref) |
Vintage EyelanderLevel 5 SwordThis weapon has a large melee range. Gives increased speed and health with every head you take. -25 max health on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 805 credits (0.27 ref) |
Vintage Ullapool CaberLevel 10 Stick BombHigh-yield Scottish face removal. A sober person would throw it... The Expert's Ordnance The Ullapool Caber The Loch-n-Load Set Bonuses +10% fire damage resistance on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 33200 credits (2.25 keys) |
Vintage Scotsman's SkullcutterLevel 5 Axe+20% damage bonus 15% slower move speed on wearer Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 990 credits (0.33 ref) |
Vintage NataschaLevel 5 MinigunOn Hit: 100% chance to slow target 30% slower spin up time -25% damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 820 credits (0.27 ref) |
Vintage Brass BeastLevel 5 MinigunThe Hibernating Bear The Brass Beast The Buffalo Steak Sandvich Warrior's Spirit Set Bonuses +5% critical hit damage resistance on wearer +20% damage bonus -60% slower move speed while deployed 50% slower spin up time Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3.33–3.66 ref TF2WH: 10980 credits (3.66 ref) |
Vintage SandvichLevel 1 Lunch BoxOrigin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.33–0.55 ref TF2WH: 1300 credits (0.43 ref) |
Vintage Buffalo Steak SandvichLevel 1 Lunch BoxWhile under the effects, move speed is increased, damage done and taken will be mini-crits, and the player may only use melee weapons. Who needs bread? The Hibernating Bear The Brass Beast The Buffalo Steak Sandvich Warrior's Spirit Set Bonuses +5% critical hit damage resistance on wearer Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6400 credits (2.13 ref) |
Vintage Dalokohs BarLevel 1 Lunch BoxAdds +50 max health for 30 seconds Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 690 credits (0.23 ref) |
Vintage Killing Gloves of BoxingLevel 7 Boxing GlovesOn Kill: 5 seconds of 100% critical chance -20% slower firing speed Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22 ref TF2WH: 520 credits (0.17 ref) |
Vintage Warrior's SpiritLevel 10 Boxing GlovesThe Hibernating Bear The Brass Beast The Buffalo Steak Sandvich Warrior's Spirit Set Bonuses +5% critical hit damage resistance on wearer +30% damage bonus -20 max health on wearer Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 11300 credits (3.77 ref) |
Vintage Frontier JusticeLevel 5 ShotgunWhen your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill -50% clip size No random critical hits Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 990 credits (0.33 ref) |
Vintage WranglerLevel 5 Laser PointerTake manual control of your Sentry Gun Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.66–0.88 ref TF2WH: 2540 credits (0.85 ref) |
Vintage Southern HospitalityLevel 20 WrenchOn Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds 20% fire damage vulnerability on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 800 credits (0.27 ref) |
Vintage GunslingerLevel 15 Robot Arm+25 max health on wearer No random critical hits Replaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-Sentry Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 3660 credits (1.22 ref) |
Vintage BlutsaugerLevel 5 Syringe GunOn Hit: +3 health -2 health drained per second on wearer Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 670 credits (0.22 ref) |
Vintage KritzkriegLevel 8 Medi Gun+25% ÜberCharge rate ÜberCharge grants 100% critical chance Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.44–0.66 ref TF2WH: 1650 credits (0.55 ref) |
Vintage UbersawLevel 10 BonesawOn Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added -20% slower firing speed Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 995 credits (0.33 ref) |
Vintage Crusader's CrossbowLevel 15 CrossbowThe Medieval Medic The Amputator The Crusader's Crossbow Set Bonuses +1 health regenerated per second on wearer 40% faster reload time Fires special bolts that heal teammates and deal damage based on distance traveled -75% max primary ammo on wearer No headshots Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2.55–3 ref TF2WH: 8410 credits (2.8 ref) |
Vintage AmputatorLevel 15 BonesawThe Medieval Medic The Amputator The Crusader's Crossbow Set Bonuses +1 health regenerated per second on wearer On Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates Origin: Traded Suggested value: 5.66–6 ref TF2WH: 18845 credits (1.25 keys) |
Vintage HuntsmanLevel 10 BowDual-Purpose Fruit The Huntsman The Fruit Shoot Set Bonuses Reduces chance of hunger by up to 13% Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.66 ref TF2WH: 2000 credits (0.67 ref) |
Vintage RazorbackLevel 10 ShieldBlocks a single backstab attempt Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.22 ref TF2WH: 805 credits (0.27 ref) |
Vintage JarateLevel 5 Jar Based KarateCoated enemies take mini-crits Also handy for putting out a fire Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 985 credits (0.33 ref) |
Vintage Tribalman's ShivLevel 5 KukriOn Hit: Bleed for 6 seconds -50% damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 900 credits (0.3 ref) |
Vintage AmbassadorLevel 13 RevolverCrits on headshot -20% slower firing speed -15% damage penalty Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref (0.55 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 850 credits (0.28 ref) |
Vintage Dead RingerLevel 5 Invis Watch+80% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Feign Death +60% cloak drain rate Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 1265 credits (0.42 ref) |
Vintage Cloak and DaggerLevel 5 Invis Watch+100% cloak regen rate Cloak Type: Motion Sensitive Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 900 credits (0.3 ref) |
Vintage Conniver's KunaiLevel 1 KunaiStart off with low health Kill somebody with this knife Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3–3.5 keys TF2WH: 60080 credits (4 keys) |
Vintage LugermorphLevel 5 PistolThe ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry. There's no question you need this gun, the only question is: where will you keep it? Origin: Traded Suggested value: 9–9.5 keys |
Vintage Half-ZatoichiLevel 5 KatanaSoldiers and Demos Can duel with katanas For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3–4 keys TF2WH: 53095 credits (3.5 keys) |
Vintage Pain TrainLevel 5 Makeshift Club+1 capture rate on wearer 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.22 ref TF2WH: 890 credits (0.3 ref) |
Vintage Troublemaker's Tossle CapLevel 13 HatStraight outta control point. Style: Old School Color: Aged Moustache Grey (126,126,126) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 5 keys (5.28 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 75525 credits (5 keys) |
Vintage Whoopee CapLevel 13 HatYou'd have to be a jughead not to realize this cap is the pinnacle of fashion for the discerning youth. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.5–2 keys TF2WH: 25500 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage Ye Olde Baker BoyLevel 13 HatExtra! Extra! You're frickin' dead! Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 18440 credits (1.25 keys) |
Vintage Batter's HelmetLevel 13 HatYou'll be batting a thousand (skulls in) when you don this red piece of plastic! Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.8 keys TF2WH: 26250 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage Bonk HelmLevel 13 HatWhen drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough. Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key (2 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 15590 credits (1 key) |
Vintage Baseball Bill's Sports ShineLevel 13 HatEveryone knows that speed is a Scout's best friend. Why weigh yourself down with bulky hats when you can break the sound barrier without them? Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 30000 credits (2 keys) |
Vintage Tyrant's HelmLevel 13 HatI kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING HAT. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.25 keys TF2WH: 33760 credits (2.25 keys) |
Vintage Killer's KabutoLevel 13 HatA Haiku for war. To defeat one's enemies. Honor the crocket. Color: Zepheniah's Greed (66,79,59) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys (2.17–2.67 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 38900 credits (2.5 keys) |
Vintage Soldier's StashLevel 13 HatThis hat does not in any way, shape, or form, promote smoking or gambling. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 39590 credits (2.5 keys) |
Vintage Sergeant's Drill HatLevel 13 HatThis hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2.4–2.8 keys TF2WH: 38720 credits (2.5 keys) |
Vintage Stainless PotLevel 13 HatProtects cranium from bullets and shrapnel. Also heats soup. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14480 credits (4.83 ref) |
Vintage Brigade HelmLevel 13 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 5–5.33 ref TF2WH: 16000 credits (1 key) |
Vintage Vintage MerryweatherLevel 13 HatPyro wears this in tribute to the many firefighters who have perished trying to quell his flames. Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3.4–4 keys (5.19–5.79 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 56500 credits (3.75 keys) |
Vintage Triboniophorus TyrannusLevel 13 HatAt least he's still telling you to burn things. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2.25–2.75 keys TF2WH: 36215 credits (2.25 keys) |
Vintage Respectless Rubber GloveLevel 13 HatIt doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14070 credits (4.69 ref) |
Vintage Pyro's BeanieLevel 13 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 1–1.2 keys TF2WH: 19005 credits (1.25 keys) |
Vintage Foster's FacadeLevel 1 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 1.55–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref) |
Vintage Whiskered GentlemanLevel 13 Facial HairThe most distinguished tape-on fire-retardant facial hair available, for the discerning gentleman of conflagration. Color: Peculiarly Drab Tincture (197,175,145) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3 keys (3.09 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 45000 credits (3 keys) |
Vintage Stockbroker's ScarfLevel 1 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 3120 credits (1.04 ref) |
Vintage Hustler's HallmarkLevel 13 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 33595 credits (2.25 keys) |
Vintage Scotsman's Stove PipeLevel 13 HatStyle: Tasteful and Refined Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.5 keys TF2WH: 19085 credits (1.25 keys) |
Vintage Demoman's FroLevel 13 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 1.5–2 keys TF2WH: 26550 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage Tippler's TricorneLevel 13 HatThree sharp corners mean one sharp hat. Don't poke your eye out. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 18595 credits (1.25 keys) |
Vintage Glengarry BonnetLevel 13 HatColor: Indubitably Green (114,158,66) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1–1.25 keys (1.25–1.5 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 16625 credits (1 key) |
Vintage Hound DogLevel 13 HatYour opponents will be all shook up when they see these sweet shades and coif. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 32000 credits (2 keys) |
Vintage Heavy Duty RagLevel 13 HatIt costs $400,000 to wear this bandanna for 12 seconds. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 16190 credits (1 key) |
Vintage Tough Guy's ToqueLevel 13 HatBecause when you're the toughest Mother Hubbard in the fort, nobody's criticizing your fashion sense. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.75 keys TF2WH: 25640 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage Officer's UshankaLevel 13 HatThis hat was made of bear hands. That bear was killed with bare hands. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.4–1.6 keys TF2WH: 22945 credits (1.5 keys) |
Vintage Football HelmetLevel 13 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 15075 credits (5.03 ref) |
Vintage Texas Ten GallonLevel 13 HatThough it looks like a simple ten-gallon hat, this modern feat of engineering actually contains more moving parts than a level 2 Sentry Gun. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 36500 credits (2.5 keys) |
Vintage Safe'n'SoundLevel 13 HatIt gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the Safe'n'sound! Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 25750 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage HotrodLevel 13 HatMock the sun with streaks of flame as the UV rays bounce harmlessly away from your eyeballs. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.75–2 keys TF2WH: 26225 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage Engineer's CapLevel 13 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 4.66–5 ref TF2WH: 14560 credits (4.85 ref) |
Vintage Mining LightLevel 13 HatFor Engineers with bright ideas. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1–1.2 keys TF2WH: 22520 credits (1.5 keys) |
Vintage Texas Slim's Dome ShineLevel 13 HatSometimes you just need a little less hat. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.4–1.6 keys TF2WH: 21000 credits (1.25 keys) |
Vintage Vintage TyroleanLevel 13 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 3 keys TF2WH: 47805 credits (3 keys) |
Vintage Otolaryngologist's MirrorLevel 13 HatWe can't pronounce it either. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref TF2WH: 10595 credits (3.53 ref) |
Vintage Prussian PickelhaubeLevel 13 HatA relic from one war brought into another. Your enemy will get the point. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1–1.2 keys TF2WH: 21000 credits (1.25 keys) |
Vintage Ze GogglesLevel 13 GlassesNothing Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.5 keys TF2WH: 22250 credits (1.5 keys) |
Vintage Gentleman's GatsbyLevel 13 HatWhile lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished bonesaw. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 4.33–5 ref TF2WH: 14510 credits (4.84 ref) |
Vintage Physician's Procedure MaskLevel 13 HatScrub in... things are about to get messy. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 4.5–5 keys TF2WH: 72000 credits (4.75 keys) |
Vintage Trophy BeltLevel 13 HatAny old sap can pull teeth from a dead crocodile. It takes a man to pull teeth from a live one. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.5–2 keys TF2WH: 24950 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage Professional's PanamaLevel 13 HatA polite, efficient hat to wear when killing everyone you meet. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 13460 credits (4.49 ref) |
Vintage Bloke's Bucket HatLevel 13 HatGone Snipin'. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14870 credits (4.96 ref) |
Vintage Master's Yellow BeltLevel 13 HatOnly a master of Jarate earns the right to wear this once-white bandanna, stained yellow from the rigors of a harsh training regimen. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.5 keys TF2WH: 22510 credits (1.5 keys) |
Vintage Shooter's Sola TopiLevel 13 HatPerfect for exploring the outback and the inside of people's heads. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 3.33–4 ref TF2WH: 12185 credits (4.06 ref) |
Vintage Ritzy Rick's Hair FixativeLevel 13 HatHis bullet was close. I lost my hat. My bullet was closer. He lost his head. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.6–1.8 keys TF2WH: 21795 credits (1.5 keys) |
Vintage Fancy FedoraLevel 13 HatThis smooth, suave, silk-lined beauty can turn any amateur backstabber into a handsome rogue. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 36505 credits (2.5 keys) |
Vintage Magistrate's MulletLevel 13 HatThey say justice is blind. What they don't tell you is that justice is also invisible, and also less interested in justice than murder. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.6–1.8 keys TF2WH: 26060 credits (1.75 keys) |
Vintage Backbiter's BillycockLevel 13 HatFor when you wish your head was a little taller, but just as round on top. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14915 credits (4.97 ref) |
Vintage Frenchman's BeretLevel 13 HatBecause real espionage is an artform. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.5–2 keys TF2WH: 24750 credits (1.5 keys) |
Vintage Camera BeardLevel 13 Facial HairYou wouldn't mind if I read this top secret document with my beard, would you? Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 6520 credits (2.17 ref) |
Vintage Pyrovision GogglesLevel 13 Pyrovision GogglesEnter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 425 credits (0.14 ref) |
Vintage Towering Pillar of HatsLevel 13 HatA-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH. Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of HATS. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 33625 credits (2.25 keys) |
Vintage Noble Amassment of HatsLevel 13 HatFor the Gentleman who believes even his hat deserves a hat. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.2–1.4 keys TF2WH: 23920 credits (1.5 keys) |
Vintage Modest Pile of HatLevel 13 HatBecause a Gentleman is not one without one. Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 30000 credits (2 keys) |
Vintage Bill's HatLevel 10 Veteran's BeretLeft 4 You. Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 1.9–2 buds TF2WH: 555000 credits (1.55 buds) |
Vintage Pyrovision GogglesLevel 21 Pyrovision GogglesEnter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 425 credits (0.14 ref) |
Vintage Pyrovision GogglesLevel 27 Pyrovision GogglesEnter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 425 credits (0.14 ref) |
Vintage Pyrovision GogglesLevel 35 Pyrovision GogglesEnter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 425 credits (0.14 ref) |
Vintage Pyrovision GogglesLevel 37 Pyrovision GogglesEnter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 425 credits (0.14 ref) |
Vintage Pyrovision GogglesLevel 48 Pyrovision GogglesEnter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 425 credits (0.14 ref) |
Vintage Pyrovision GogglesLevel 56 Pyrovision GogglesEnter a world of imagination that's far superior to the crap-ass worlds of imagination you get from books. Pyrovision lets you see the TF2niverse from our favorite arsonist's perspective. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Witnessed the 2012 inferno Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 425 credits (0.14 ref) |
Vintage AmbassadorLevel 5 RevolverCrits on headshot -20% slower firing speed -15% damage penalty Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 850 credits (0.28 ref) |
Genuine Sun-on-a-StickLevel 10 RIFT Fire MaceSpiky end goes into other man. 100% critical hit vs burning players -25% damage penalty Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Sharpened Volcano FragmentLevel 10 RIFT Fire AxeImproves upon Mother Nature's original design for volcanos by increasing portability. Modern science is unable to explain exactly where the lava is coming from. On Hit: target is engulfed in flames -20% damage penalty Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6200 credits (2.07 ref) |
Genuine Hero's HachimakiLevel 1 HatOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 16930 credits (1 key) |
Genuine Samur-EyeLevel 1 HatOne-eyed Scottish drunk Dons his helmet for battle Blacks out, misses war Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 6–6.33 ref TF2WH: 18500 credits (1.25 keys) |
Genuine Geisha BoyLevel 1 HatFrog leaps into pond Lotus blossoms fall to earth Medic has girl's hair Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6250 credits (2.08 ref) |
Genuine Dread KnotLevel 1 HatCrybabies cower At the approach of fat man With terrible hair Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Noh MercyLevel 1 HatChain-smoking Frenchman Skulks in shadows, then attacks Terrifying mask Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.6–2 keys TF2WH: 29200 credits (2 keys) |
Genuine Fan O'WarLevel 5 GunbaiWinds of Gravel Pit Scout brings on his fan! You are marked for death On Hit: One target at a time is marked for death, causing all damage taken to be mini-crits -90% damage penalty Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 4.66–5 ref TF2WH: 13510 credits (4.5 ref) |
Genuine ConcherorLevel 5 SashimonoWith buff, some damage Dished out by nearby teammates Comes back as healing Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 6100 credits (2.03 ref) |
Genuine Conniver's KunaiLevel 1 KunaiStart off with low health Kill somebody with this knife Steal all of their health On Backstab: Absorbs the health from your victim. -65 max health on wearer Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9000 credits (3 ref) |
Genuine Half-ZatoichiLevel 5 KatanaSoldiers and Demos Can duel with katanas For a one-hit kill On Kill: Restores you to 100% health Honorbound: Once drawn cannot be sheathed until it kills. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3.66–4 ref TF2WH: 11000 credits (3.67 ref) |
Genuine Noise Maker - KotoLevel 5 Party FavorOrigin: Steam Purchase Uses left: 25 Suggested value: 1.66–1.88 ref TF2WH: 6080 credits (2.03 ref) |
Genuine Aperture Labs Hard HatLevel 10 HatProduce-powered personal illumination and cranial safety apparatus. NOT FOR USE OUTSIDE OFFICIAL APERTURE FACILITIES. Style: Aperture Logo Color: Team Spirit (184,56,59) Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2 keys (3.02 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 26250 credits (1.75 keys) |
Genuine Companion Cube PinLevel 20 BadgeOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4300 credits (1.43 ref) |
Genuine Hetman's HeadpieceLevel 1 HatCossacks and war go together like gołąbki and wódka. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref) |
Genuine Janissary KetcheLevel 1 HatThe first standing army to wear uniforms wanted to make damn sure everyone else knew it. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4350 credits (1.45 ref) |
Genuine Brain BucketLevel 1 HatZombie tested, braaaains approved. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine Dead ConeLevel 1 HatYou'll stop them dead wearing this stylish traffic cone. Origin: Traded Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Hero's TailLevel 1 HatPossibly the result of pigmentation loss due to horrible experiments. Possibly a mop of some kind. Style: Pigmentation Lost Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.25–2.5 keys TF2WH: 29480 credits (2 keys) |
Genuine Sign of the Wolf's SchoolLevel 20 MedallionOne wolf, no moon. Collect all three! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3–3.66 ref TF2WH: 10800 credits (3.6 ref) |
Genuine Three-Rune BladeLevel 10 SwordOn Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.6–3 keys TF2WH: 45000 credits (3 keys) |
Genuine Conjurer's CowlLevel 1 HatI put on my wizard's hat. Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 5–5.33 ref (1.99–2.05 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 15500 credits (1 key) |
Genuine MaulLevel 5 SledgehammerPacks a devastating punch with a hint of Mars dust. Damage removes Sappers 100% damage vs buildings -25% damage vs players Origin: Traded Suggested value: 7–7.5 keys TF2WH: 105000 credits (6.75 keys) |
Genuine Planeswalker GogglesLevel 1 HatNo more bugs in your eyes as you blaze across the map. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.2–1.6 keys TF2WH: 18500 credits (1.25 keys) |
Genuine Planeswalker HelmLevel 1 HatIf anyone asks, tell them the tusks qualify you for veterinary work. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 4–4.33 ref TF2WH: 12380 credits (4.13 ref) |
Genuine Righteous BisonLevel 30 Indivisible Particle SmasherDr. Grordbort's Victory Pack The Cow Mangler 5000 The Righteous Bison Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe Projectile cannot be deflected Projectile penetrates enemy targets Does not require ammo Deals only 20% damage to buildings Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 2.6–3 keys TF2WH: 43060 credits (2.75 keys) |
Genuine Mask of the ShamanLevel 10 MaskAn invincibility mask made by the Ancients. It hasn't worked in a long, long time. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4300 credits (1.43 ref) |
Genuine StahlhelmLevel 10 HatOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine PilotkaLevel 10 HatOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine OriginalLevel 5 Rocket LauncherOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.75–2 keys TF2WH: 30980 credits (2 keys) |
Genuine WingstickLevel 10Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.4–1.6 keys TF2WH: 23005 credits (1.5 keys) |
Genuine Pip-BoyLevel 10 ArmbandUsing modern super-deluxe resolution graphics! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref TF2WH: 9050 credits (3.02 ref) |
Genuine AngerLevel 10 HatOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14995 credits (5 ref) |
Genuine Dragonborn HelmetLevel 10 HatDesigned to inspire fear, the dragons this helm was based on were less than impressed. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.2–2.6 keys TF2WH: 42000 credits (2.75 keys) |
Genuine NanobalaclavaLevel 10 HatOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 5350 credits (1.78 ref) |
Genuine Company ManLevel 10 HatOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
Genuine Deus SpecsLevel 10 GlassesOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 6.66–7 ref TF2WH: 21000 credits (1.25 keys) |
Genuine Purity FistLevel 10Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14570 credits (4.86 ref) |
Genuine WidowmakerLevel 5 ShotgunOn Hit: damage dealt is returned as ammo No reload necessary Uses metal for ammo Per Shot: -30 ammo Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Short CircuitLevel 5 Robot ArmNo reload necessary On Fire: Generates an electrical field that destroys projectiles and does slight damage to players No random critical hits Uses metal for ammo Per Shot: -35 ammo Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2800 credits (0.93 ref) |
Genuine MachinaLevel 5 Sniper RifleOn Full Charge: +15% damage per shot On Full Charge: Projectiles penetrate players Fires tracer rounds Cannot fire unless zoomed Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 9100 credits (3.03 ref) |
Genuine DiamondbackLevel 5 RevolverGives one guaranteed critical hit for each building destroyed with your sapper attached No random critical hits -15% damage penalty Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2700 credits (0.9 ref) |
Genuine Killer ExclusiveLevel 10 HatBreak news, spirits and heads. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 4 ref TF2WH: 12060 credits (4.02 ref) |
Genuine El JefeLevel 10 HatOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 9–10 keys TF2WH: 150990 credits (9.75 keys) |
Genuine Merc's Pride ScarfLevel 10 ScarfWear your loyalty like a brightly-colored noose around your neck. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 6.4–7 keys TF2WH: 105000 credits (6.75 keys) |
Genuine Ball-Kicking BootsLevel 10 ShoesShow balls who is the boss. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3.8–4 keys TF2WH: 56250 credits (3.75 keys) |
Genuine Noise Maker - VuvuzelaLevel 5 Party FavorOrigin: Steam Purchase Uses left: 25 Suggested value: 4.33–4.66 ref TF2WH: 14210 credits (4.74 ref) |
Genuine Cold War LuchadorLevel 10 HatThe most terrifying Soviet/Latino partnership since the Cuban Missile Crisis. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3.33–3.66 ref TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref) |
Genuine Mark of the SaintLevel 20 BadgeOrigin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref TF2WH: 9100 credits (3.03 ref) |
Genuine Apoco-FistsLevel 10 FistsTurn every one of your fingers into the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! That's over nineteen Horsemen of the Apocalypse per glove! The most Apocalypse we've ever dared attach to one hand! Killing an enemy with a critical hit will dismember your victim. Painfully. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2–2.25 keys TF2WH: 30875 credits (2 keys) |
Genuine War HeadLevel 10 HatProtect your thought-horde from dragons, sorcery, and other make-believe dangers with this spiky lead battle-mask. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5300 credits (1.77 ref) |
Genuine Point and ShootLevel 10 HatThe next time someone accuses you of not being a real wizard because you refuse to (read: can't) do spells, poke them in the eye with this magically blinding pointy hat and run. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.25–1.5 keys TF2WH: 18750 credits (1.25 keys) |
Genuine Dashin' HashshashinLevel 10 HatWhen you need to go deep undercover, one disguise is not enough! Put a hood over that ski-mask, then wrap a towel around it. Boldly announce to the world that you are inconspicuous! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 5 keys TF2WH: 74425 credits (4.75 keys) |
Genuine Sharp DresserLevel 1 KnifeEvery merc's crazy for a sharp-dressed man. With 15th century murder-knives extruding from his cufflinks. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 6 keys TF2WH: 80060 credits (5.25 keys) |
Genuine BolganLevel 1 HatProtect the all-important empty socket part of your face while giving enemies an irresistible target: unimportant exposed parts like your mouth, nose and generally all the non-socket parts of your face. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.66–3 ref TF2WH: 9200 credits (3.07 ref) |
Genuine Warsworn HelmetLevel 1 HatWhether you're a mercenary in the granaries and gravel pits of the Badlands or an immense fantasy world, this helmet tells potential employers everything they need to know: You will do horrible, horrible things for money. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.5 keys TF2WH: 22500 credits (1.5 keys) |
Genuine Bolgan Family CrestLevel 1 BadgeThis stylish bronze badge lets people know that at some crucial point in your family genealogy, one of your family members became intimately involved with a monster cyclops. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine Battle BobLevel 1 HatSimple and elegant, this slimming hair helmet will bring out the natural contours of your fearsome war face. Style: Without Helmet Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2–2.22 keys TF2WH: 32080 credits (2 keys) |
Genuine Bushman's BoonieLevel 1 HatEverybody knows that the head part of your body needs twice as much camouflage as all the other parts. Ask anyone in the army and they'll kill you and hide the body, because that widely-known information is CLASSIFIED. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3.75–4 keys TF2WH: 55500 credits (3.5 keys) |
Genuine Merc MedalLevel 20 BadgeThere exists an agency so secret that only three people on the planet even know of its existence. This is the medal they give each other when one of them does a great job. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.5 keys TF2WH: 26660 credits (1.75 keys) |
Genuine Scrap PackLevel 1 RobotWhy let your front have all the fun? Add more junk to the upper part of your trunk with this selection from the finest junkyards in Paris. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 15055 credits (5.02 ref) |
Genuine Cross-Comm ExpressLevel 1 HatThis full spectrum battle monocle receives signals from a satellite at light speed, which means you may have to slow down a little so they can catch up to you. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 6–6.66 ref TF2WH: 18315 credits (1.25 keys) |
Genuine Cross-Comm Crash HelmetLevel 1 HatThis purely cosmetic battlefield awareness accessory will fool everyone from the lowliest private to the mayor of the army into thinking you're probably in the army too. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 5850 credits (1.95 ref) |
Genuine Doublecross-CommLevel 1 HatThis battlefield awareness bandanna is stitched with nanofibers that can download battlefields from Wikipedia straight to your face, so you will never not be aware of them. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 5.5–6 keys TF2WH: 80685 credits (5.25 keys) |
Genuine QuadwranglerLevel 1 Science ProjectThis quantum-collared lab coat includes a handy rubber pipe that siphons blood from your heart, where it is not needed, to your shooting arm, where it is! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 28560 credits (1.75 keys) |
Genuine Professor's PineappleLevel 1 Science ProjectWe don't know what's in it, but we found it in some rusty drums buried in a shallow grave in a forest, so let's face it, you'll probably get super powers if you drink it. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.33 ref TF2WH: 8095 credits (2.7 ref) |
Genuine Atomic AccoladeLevel 1 BadgeSkip past all the boring busywork of science and get right to the exciting part: the fabulous prizes! This prestigious ribbon certifies your bravery in the field of excellence. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine BalloonicornLevel 20 BalloonOh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 3–3.75 keys TF2WH: 45100 credits (3 keys) |
Genuine Robot Chicken HatLevel 10 HatWhy did the chicken REALLY cross the road? To get hit by a car, stolen by a mad scientist, and transformed into a terrifying cyborg that you can wear on your head. So the next time you hear someone telling you that joke, set that smug joke-teller straight, because you've got the FACTS. Style: Normal Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref) |
Genuine Lone StarLevel 1 HatYou're runnin' the show in these here parts; you deserve a big hat with a star. The size of the hat is indicative of how much of the show you're running – which is all of it, by the way. Honestly, we really don't know how people get respect without this hat. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4750 credits (1.58 ref) |
Genuine Awesomenauts BadgeLevel 1 BadgeThis badge is a sign of acknowledgment from another mercenary group. Just acknowledgment, all right? It's not like they like you or anything. It's not like they wish you'd maybe follow up on that Merc Party Invite they sent you a couple weeks ago. They're stone cold killers, you understand? Also there will be spinach dip at the party. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine Russian RocketeerLevel 1 BackpackThe latest in space-primate propulsion, this jet pack has been tested exclusively by apes! We can't stress enough how few human flight tests we've conducted with this product! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4320 credits (1.44 ref) |
Genuine Human CannonballLevel 1 HatAsk any daredevil what they strap onto their heads before getting shot out of a cannon and the answer will be the same: a glassy, unfocused stare from years of head trauma. Head trauma that could have been prevented with this sharp-looking crash helmet. Style: Crash Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.55–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4450 credits (1.48 ref) |
Genuine MarxmanLevel 1 GlassesEveryone knows laughter is the best medicine. But did you know that laughter is also the best disguise? No? Well, good thing you're not a cop infiltrating the Chinese mafia, then. Oh wait you are. AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD. Look, rookie, these glasses are hilarious. Style: No Cigar Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3.66–4 ref TF2WH: 10980 credits (3.66 ref) |
Genuine Triad TrinketLevel 1 NecklaceClothes make the man, and jewelry makes the man look ridiculous if not worn correctly. This understated gold chain strikes a perfect balance that says, "Yes, I'm wearing a necklace, but I left the tiara at home." Style: Bare Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14565 credits (4.86 ref) |
Genuine Champ StampLevel 1 TattoosShow Chinese organized crime gangs who's boss by wearing their cool tattoos without actually participating in any of their totally illegal criminal conspiracies! Note: DO NOT actually show your new tattoo to ANYONE in a Chinese organized crime gang. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14580 credits (4.86 ref) |
Genuine Huo-Long HeaterLevel 1 MinigunSustains a ring of flames while deployed 6 ammo consumed per second while deployed Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
Genuine Flying GuillotineLevel 1 CleaverStyle: Thirsty 100% critical hit vs stunned players Throw at your enemies to make them bleed! Long distance hits cause mini-crits No random critical hits Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.33 ref TF2WH: 10080 credits (3.36 ref) |
Genuine Neon AnnihilatorLevel 1 SignDamage removes Sappers 100% critical hit vs wet players No random critical hits -20% damage vs players Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 0.77–1 ref TF2WH: 2950 credits (0.98 ref) |
Genuine Red-Tape RecorderLevel 1 SapperReverses enemy building construction -100% sapper damage penalty Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 8845 credits (2.95 ref) |
Genuine AWPer HandLevel 1 Sniper RifleThis controversial bolt-action beaut is banned in thousands of countries, and with good reason: You could really hurt someone with this thing. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14435 credits (4.81 ref) |
Genuine ArchimedesLevel 66Before Archimedes came into the Medic's care, he made his living through wedding dovery. A lucrative trade, but he always felt something was missing. He looks back on the day that the Medic stole that catering van during the prime minister's wedding as the best day of his life. He's been burrowing into the chests of unwitting patients ever since. Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 6 keys TF2WH: 90735 credits (6 keys) |
Genuine Crafty HairLevel 1 HairIf you're ever planning on fighting aliens, this is the hair to have. Aliens are afraid of angular, painstakingly coiffed hair, so the mere sight of you will send them running back to Mars. Or, alternatively, we're completely wrong and you're going to die. Either way, though, you're going to look stylin'. Style: Yellow Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 4.33 ref TF2WH: 14000 credits (4.67 ref) |
Genuine Area 451Level 1 HatIf aliens ever invaded Badlands and used their special alien powers to make all of our heads look like alien heads, this is a scientifically accurate representation of what Pyro would look like. We tried doing similar mock-ups with the rest of the TF team, but we finished one of Heavy and haven't stopped crying and vomiting long enough to do the other ones. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 4 ref TF2WH: 12000 credits (4 ref) |
What's in the Sandvich Box?Level 1 PackageOpen the Sandvich Box to reveal its contents. Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 5.3–5.8 buds TF2WH: 1737400 credits (4.95 buds) |
What's in the Companion Square Box?Level 1 PackageOpen the Companion Square Box to reveal its contents. Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 4 buds TF2WH: 1276600 credits (3.6 buds) |
Genuine Vigilant PinLevel 1 BadgeThis pin proudly states to all that you are at least vaguely aware of the possibility that maybe aliens exist. You've been to some of those conventions; you've looked pensively into the sky; you've watched Signs a couple of times. If extraterrestrials ever show up, you can proudly show others this badge and proclaim that you once entertained the possibility that this was maybe going to happen one day. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.44 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Lacking Moral Fiber MaskLevel 1 MaskThis grifter's mask is perfect for running the oldest scam in the book: tricking people into thinking you're a down-on-his-luck, dishonored robot who's just had dental surgery, then getting them to lend you money. Also comes with eye-gun, so if the scam doesn't work, you can rob them. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.2–1.6 keys TF2WH: 23285 credits (1.5 keys) |
Genuine Whale Bone CharmLevel 20 BadgeMade of Dunwall's finest whalebone, this charm is guaranteed to be ten times as lucky as your other jewelry made of skeleton parts. Say goodbye to that annoying necklace of rabbit feet, bat wings and shriveled hands you usually wear to buy lottery tickets. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref) |
Genuine K-9 ManeLevel 1 HatThe K-9 mane is perfect for tricky social situations. People will either only want to talk about the hat, which means they'll be distracted from that rash making its way up your jugular, or they'll avoid you altogether. It's a win/win! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4350 credits (1.45 ref) |
Genuine Stovepipe Sniper ShakoLevel 1 HatThis hat is perfect for the sniper who likes to hide in the shadows, then run suddenly from those shadows to go lead a parade. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine MenpoLevel 1 MaskDiscover the exciting world of the samurai! Speak quickly and angrily! Grow facial hair! Maybe if you kill another samurai and apologize after, you'll get to date his wife! The possibilities are endless! Style: Azukiarai Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4300 credits (1.43 ref) |
Genuine Foppish PhysicianLevel 1 ApparelWhether you're trepanning a skull to let out the sickness ghosts or attaching enough leeches to a patient that they'll pass out from blood loss before you cut off any suspicious-looking limbs, this dapper ruffed shirt and coat will assure your patients that they came to the right place for their dangerously insane 18th century medicine. Style: Tie Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref) |
Genuine Distinguished RogueLevel 1 ApparelThis coat does so much of the heavy lifting to make you look like a sophisticated man of espionage, you won't need to wear anything else at all. Watch those heads turn the next time you attend a fancy gala completely nude except for a coat. So jealous. How about that guy calling the police? Is HE jealous? Yeah he is. Style: Tie Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4300 credits (1.43 ref) |
Genuine King of Scotland CapeLevel 1 CapeCapes are worn by only the most prestigious individuals. Kings. Dracula. Teenagers pretending they're wizards. Now you can join their illustrious ranks with this King of Scotland Cape. Wear it with pride, and make those prepubescents proud. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3.66–4 ref TF2WH: 11030 credits (3.68 ref) |
Genuine Freedom StaffLevel 25 StaffSince America was founded over ten thousand years ago, the noble eagle has been its symbol of freedom. Show people how much you like freedom by clubbing them senseless with a golden eagle on a stick, just like Kofi Annan. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3.66 ref TF2WH: 11000 credits (3.67 ref) |
What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box?Level 1 PackageOpen the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box to reveal its contents. Origin: CD Key Suggested value: 9 keys TF2WH: 84500 credits (5.5 keys) |
Genuine Combat Medic's Crusher CapLevel 1 HatYou never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat. Origin: Steam Purchase ( Not Tradable ) |
Genuine Heavy Artillery Officer's CapLevel 1 HatYou never fought in the Big One like your great grandfather. But there's one thing you've got that he'll never have: GUTS. No wait. That's what he had. You get this hat. Origin: Steam Purchase ( Not Tradable ) |
Genuine Heroic Companion BadgeLevel 20 BadgeThis badge certifies that you are in the company of heroes. Not that you ARE a hero, of course. Just that you know some, and occasionally they let you hang out with them. Style: Russian Origin: Steam Purchase ( Not Tradable ) |
Genuine CockfighterLevel 10 HatLet all those chickens on the battlefield know you're one bad clucker with this paintable all-class rooster helmet. Style: Max Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 24000 credits (1.5 keys) |
Genuine That '70s ChapeauLevel 1 HatGo incognito with this sunglasses and leather cap combo, the perfect disguise for infiltrating Huggy Bear lookalike conventions. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 15685 credits (1 key) |
Genuine Chief ConstableLevel 1 HatThe best product to let you pretend to be a British police officer since SpyTech's "Scotland Yard" backyard disguise kit. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4450 credits (1.48 ref) |
Genuine Siberian SophisticateLevel 1 ShirtThe shirt and tie let enemies know you're all business. But the short-sleeved vest tells them you're the kind of businessman who can't find a suit jacket that covers your huge guns. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 4.33 ref TF2WH: 13000 credits (4.33 ref) |
Genuine Deadliest DucklingLevel 1 DuckEvery time you fed a duck a breadcrumb, you were financing the Duck Mob. You're implicated. There's no going back now. Take this duck, go to the corner of 43rd, and enter the black Cadillac. When you meet the Don, don't make any jokes about horse heads. He hates that. Style: Capone Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 4–4.33 ref TF2WH: 12000 credits (4 ref) |
Genuine Hitt Mann BadgeLevel 1 BadgeThe Hitt Mann lets the world know that you're the highest class of professional assassin. Now comes with a handy barcode for faster supermarket checkouts when shopping for assassins in a hurry. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4040 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine QuäckenbirdtLevel 1 Invis WatchA marvel of German engineering, the Quäckenbirdt is a classically handsome two-tone Australium and tungsten spywatch for the European assassin who likes to be reminded how rich he is every time he turns invisible. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14575 credits (4.86 ref) |
Genuine Faerie Solitaire PinLevel 1 PinMade with exacting attention to detail, this imitation faerie wing pin is indistinguishable from the real thing. Finally get rid of all those actual decomposing faerie wings stapled to your clothes, while still letting people know you have some strong opinions about mythical beings. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine Last StrawLevel 1 HatDo you love farmin'? Do you hate the sun? Well shade yer noggin, grab yer hoe, and keep yer scattergun handy to scare off any varmints might come a-trespassin'. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref) |
Genuine Grizzled GrowthLevel 1 Facial HairWhether it's the rugged charm of your chin locks or the fumes from the overripe pomade, the ladies are sure to swoon whenever you're near. Shave it off while they're dazed and pretend you saved them from a bear attack when they awake. Works every time. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 14200 credits (4.73 ref) |
Genuine Prize PlushyLevel 1 Pocket BuddyNo more carnival games for you! Why buy three throws for a dollar and a chance to win a prize plushy for your paramour when you can just get one from the source and carry it around with you wherever you go! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 6100 credits (2.03 ref) |
Genuine Brigade HelmLevel 38 HatOrigin: CD Key Suggested value: 1.2–1.4 keys TF2WH: 19000 credits (1.25 keys) |
Genuine Glengarry BonnetLevel 36 HatOrigin: CD Key Suggested value: 1.2–1.4 keys TF2WH: 18295 credits (1.25 keys) |
Genuine Brütal BouffantLevel 1 HairThis brutally heavy all-class sideburns and mullet combo was hand-sheared from the manes of Icelandic headbangers, woven with sigil-encrusted knitting needles of occult significance, and air-mailed straight out of hell. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.33–2.66 ref TF2WH: 6450 credits (2.15 ref) |
Genuine Shred AlertLevel 5 Special TauntHarness the unholy power of the Dark One (Yngwie Malmsteen) and crush your opponents with blistering riffs, lava-hot licks and emotionally crippling power ballads! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 25500 credits (1.75 keys) |
Genuine Buck Turner All-StarsLevel 1 ShoesNamed after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3–3.2 keys TF2WH: 44500 credits (3 keys) |
Genuine Tomb WrapperLevel 1 BandagesThese coarsely woven bandages were stolen from a mummy being prepped for surgery in an ancient Egyptian pyramid hospital. They're filthy! But priceless. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.66–3 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine Croft's CrestLevel 1 BadgeThis badge lets your enemies know you're as brave as a shivering, weeping, blood-stained 17-year-old British girl. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4070 credits (1.36 ref) |
Genuine Fortune HunterLevel 1 Cosmetic AxeWhether it's lying at the bottom of a dusty tomb or hiding in plain sight in the cavity behind someone's eyeballs, any treasure is just one swing away with this trusty adventure axe. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 5900 credits (1.97 ref) |
Genuine Wilson WeaveLevel 1 HairHear ye, hear ye! Re-enact famous moments in barber history with this tricorn hat of hair! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4150 credits (1.38 ref) |
Genuine Ham ShankLevel 5 Pork ProductThis makeshift classic is a prison staple. Simply take any common, everyday prison item, like a toothbrush or ham, whittle it to a point, and use it to shiv snitches waiting in line at the commissary for a second helping of ham and toothbrushes. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
Genuine Doe-BoyLevel 1 HatProtect the important thoughts in your head -- ones like "liberty" and "freedom" and "democracy" -- with good, honest, hat-shaped American steel. This helmet won't run (until heated to 2500°F)! Style: Peek-a-boo... Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4070 credits (1.36 ref) |
Genuine Person in the Iron MaskLevel 1 HatTurkey? Chicken? Game hens? Your head? This cast iron poultry furnace will smoke anything placed inside it. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Pounding FatherLevel 1 HatHeavy cannot tell lie. Heavy is first President of United States. Of crushing little baby men. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 4090 credits (1.36 ref) |
Genuine Vox DiabolusLevel 1 HatWith this Vox Populi anarchist mask, you can terrify your enemies into thinking you're the Devil Himself, or worse, a protestor. Either way, they're probably going to avoid you at the entrance to the supermarket when you try to get them to sign something. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4095 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Sydney Straw BoatLevel 1 HatThrow this hat on the ground to express rage, or in the air to express joy! Take a hat-based trip through time to learn how your great grandparents displayed emotions in the days before emoticons! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref) |
Genuine Blind JusticeLevel 1 Facial HairWant to command respect from people standing at an indeterminate distance from your immediate right? Bolt on a platinum Pinkerton badge and experience the thrill for yourself! Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4120 credits (1.37 ref) |
Genuine Steel SongbirdLevel 1It gets pretty quiet in that sniper's nest. Why not treat yourself to the haunting rhythmic symphony of bolts being constantly pooped by this mute, easily terrified incontinent bird? Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Genuine Public AccessorLevel 1 HatThis broken antenna cap is the perfect receiver for any local radio stations broadcasting up to twenty feet away from you. Tune in to all the hits from local-area ham radio operators, walkie-talkie enthusiasts, and small children with soup cans connected by old wire. Style: Hat Origin: Third-Party Promotion ( Not Tradable ) |
Pyro's Boron BeanieLevel 34 HatFriends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
The Megapixel BeardLevel 50 Facial HairGreat for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref) |
Firewall HelmetLevel 61 HatLearn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref) |
The Titanium TowelLevel 77 ApparelSure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Practitioner's Processing MaskLevel 77Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref) |
Platinum PickelhaubeLevel 97 HatInvented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4400 credits (1.47 ref) |
The Scrap SackLevel 87 BackpackConcerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
The Scrumpy StrongboxLevel 10 TreasureThis nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 7200 credits (2.4 ref) |
Bootleg Base Metal BillycockLevel 77 HatTrick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4400 credits (1.47 ref) |
Letch's LEDLevel 59 HatComes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
The Timeless TopperLevel 87 HatMost hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Bonk LeadwearLevel 91 HatIn 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5900 credits (1.97 ref) |
The Bunsen BraveLevel 91 HatScientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 13000 credits (4.33 ref) |
Teddy RobobeltLevel 83 Pocket BuddyThis tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref) |
Bolted BombardierLevel 81 Facial HairRemember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 7500 credits (2.5 ref) |
Pyro's Boron BeanieLevel 35 HatFriends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
The Megapixel BeardLevel 30 Facial HairGreat for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref) |
Firewall HelmetLevel 87 HatLearn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref) |
The Titanium TowelLevel 15 ApparelSure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
The Broadband BonnetLevel 73 HatThis brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on). Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
The Bolted BirdcageLevel 32 HatYou love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Full Metal Drill HatLevel 9 HatWhat is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction! Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
Modest Metal Pile of ScrapLevel 30 HatThis humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5700 credits (1.9 ref) |
Bootleg Base Metal BillycockLevel 62 HatTrick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4400 credits (1.47 ref) |
The Googol Glass EyesLevel 40 HatThese digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
Titanium TyroleanLevel 71 HatMeet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref) |
Bonk LeadwearLevel 88 HatIn 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5900 credits (1.97 ref) |
The Bot DoggerLevel 66 HatIt's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
The Scrap SackLevel 33 BackpackConcerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
Soldered SenseiLevel 20 HatKarate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
The Bunsen BraveLevel 96 HatScientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 13000 credits (4.33 ref) |
Scout MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 460 credits (0.15 ref) |
Soldier MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 500 credits (0.17 ref) |
Pyro MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 460 credits (0.15 ref) |
Demoman MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 460 credits (0.15 ref) |
Heavy MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 460 credits (0.15 ref) |
Engineer MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 610 credits (0.2 ref) |
Medic MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 460 credits (0.15 ref) |
Sniper MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11 ref |
Spy MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 460 credits (0.15 ref) |
Saxton Hale MaskLevel 10 HatOrigin: Traded Suggested value: 1 ref |
Haunted Wrap BattlerLevel 64 Costume PieceThe Curse-a-Nature Wrap Battler B-ankh! Futankhamun This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 3550 credits (1.18 ref) |
Haunted Idiot BoxLevel 99 Costume PieceThe Tin Soldier Idiot Box Steel Pipes Shoestring Budget This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 2.6 keys TF2WH: 15000 credits (5 ref) |
Haunted Blazing BullLevel 76 Costume PieceThe Infernal Imp Blazing Bull Fallen Angel Tail From the Crypt This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1.25–1.5 keys TF2WH: 9950 credits (3.32 ref) |
Haunted Hair of the DogLevel 98 Costume PieceThe Highland Hound Hair of the Dog Scottish Snarl Pickled Paws This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 2800 credits (0.93 ref) |
Haunted Can OpenerLevel 45 Costume PieceThe FrankenHeavy Can Opener Soviet Stitch-Up Steel-Toed Stompers This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 3250 credits (1.08 ref) |
Haunted Buzz KillerLevel 38 Costume PieceThe Brundle Bundle Buzz Killer Frontier Flyboy Legend of Bugfoot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 3.66–4 ref TF2WH: 6100 credits (2.03 ref) |
Haunted EinsteinLevel 43 Costume PieceThe Mad Doktor Einstein Dr. Gogglestache Emerald Jarate This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
Haunted Holy HunterLevel 44 Costume PieceThe Camper Van Helsing Holy Hunter Silver Bullets Garlic Flank Stake This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 5250 credits (1.75 ref) |
Haunted Under CoverLevel 63 Costume PieceThe Invisible Rogue Under Cover Griffin's Gog Intangible Ascot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1 key TF2WH: 8000 credits (2.67 ref) |
Mildly Disturbing Halloween MaskLevel 10 Holiday HatBrown paper never looked so mildly disturbing. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) |
Haunted B-ankh!Level 93 Costume PieceThe Curse-a-Nature Wrap Battler B-ankh! Futankhamun This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33–0.44 ref TF2WH: 1050 credits (0.35 ref) |
Haunted Steel PipesLevel 11 Costume PieceThe Tin Soldier Idiot Box Steel Pipes Shoestring Budget This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.66–1 ref TF2WH: 1265 credits (0.42 ref) |
Haunted Fallen AngelLevel 93 Costume PieceThe Infernal Imp Blazing Bull Fallen Angel Tail From the Crypt This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1.33–2 ref TF2WH: 3250 credits (1.08 ref) |
Haunted Scottish SnarlLevel 54 Costume PieceThe Highland Hound Hair of the Dog Scottish Snarl Pickled Paws This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33–0.66 ref TF2WH: 1285 credits (0.43 ref) |
Haunted Soviet Stitch-UpLevel 78 Costume PieceThe FrankenHeavy Can Opener Soviet Stitch-Up Steel-Toed Stompers This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.22–0.44 ref TF2WH: 850 credits (0.28 ref) |
Haunted Frontier FlyboyLevel 49 Costume PieceThe Brundle Bundle Buzz Killer Frontier Flyboy Legend of Bugfoot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 760 credits (0.25 ref) |
Haunted Dr. GogglestacheLevel 47 Costume PieceThe Mad Doktor Einstein Dr. Gogglestache Emerald Jarate This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 725 credits (0.24 ref) |
Haunted Silver BulletsLevel 32 Costume PieceThe Camper Van Helsing Holy Hunter Silver Bullets Garlic Flank Stake This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.66–0.88 ref TF2WH: 1800 credits (0.6 ref) |
Haunted Griffin's GogLevel 89 Costume PieceThe Invisible Rogue Under Cover Griffin's Gog Intangible Ascot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.66 ref TF2WH: 1350 credits (0.45 ref) |
Spine-Chilling SkullLevel 31 HatExpress your undying hatred for the living. This is a special Halloween 2010 item Origin: Purchased ( Not Usable in Crafting ) Suggested value: 3–3.5 keys TF2WH: 142045 credits (9.25 keys) |
Haunted FutankhamunLevel 73 Costume PieceThe Curse-a-Nature Wrap Battler B-ankh! Futankhamun This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.22 ref TF2WH: 510 credits (0.17 ref) |
Haunted Shoestring BudgetLevel 32 Costume PieceThe Tin Soldier Idiot Box Steel Pipes Shoestring Budget This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33–0.66 ref TF2WH: 2350 credits (0.78 ref) |
Haunted Tail From the CryptLevel 92 Costume PieceThe Infernal Imp Blazing Bull Fallen Angel Tail From the Crypt This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.66–1 ref TF2WH: 2250 credits (0.75 ref) |
Haunted Pickled PawsLevel 65 Costume PieceThe Highland Hound Hair of the Dog Scottish Snarl Pickled Paws This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 600 credits (0.2 ref) |
Haunted Steel-Toed StompersLevel 84 Costume PieceThe FrankenHeavy Can Opener Soviet Stitch-Up Steel-Toed Stompers This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 405 credits (0.14 ref) |
Haunted Legend of BugfootLevel 72 Costume PieceThe Brundle Bundle Buzz Killer Frontier Flyboy Legend of Bugfoot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33–0.66 ref TF2WH: 675 credits (0.23 ref) |
Haunted Emerald JarateLevel 93 Costume PieceThe Mad Doktor Einstein Dr. Gogglestache Emerald Jarate This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33–0.44 ref TF2WH: 760 credits (0.25 ref) |
Haunted Intangible AscotLevel 23 Costume PieceThe Invisible Rogue Under Cover Griffin's Gog Intangible Ascot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.66–1 ref TF2WH: 2000 credits (0.67 ref) |
Haunted Garlic Flank StakeLevel 25 Costume PieceThe Camper Van Helsing Holy Hunter Silver Bullets Garlic Flank Stake This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 730 credits (0.24 ref) |
The Spine-Chilling Skull 2011Level 31 HatRe-express your undying hatred for the living annually with this skull-themed hate hat. Style: Spine-Twisting This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Purchased ( Not Usable in Crafting ) Suggested value: 2.5–3.5 keys TF2WH: 425455 credits (1.2 buds) |
The Wrap BattlerLevel 2 Costume PieceThe Curse-a-Nature Wrap Battler B-ankh! Futankhamun This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Idiot BoxLevel 17 Costume PieceThe Tin Soldier Idiot Box Steel Pipes Shoestring Budget This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 2010 credits (0.67 ref) |
The Blazing BullLevel 15 Costume PieceThe Infernal Imp Blazing Bull Fallen Angel Tail From the Crypt This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.33 ref TF2WH: 640 credits (0.21 ref) |
The Hair of the DogLevel 42 Costume PieceThe Highland Hound Hair of the Dog Scottish Snarl Pickled Paws This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 150 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Can OpenerLevel 98 Costume PieceThe FrankenHeavy Can Opener Soviet Stitch-Up Steel-Toed Stompers This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05–0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Buzz KillerLevel 93 Costume PieceThe Brundle Bundle Buzz Killer Frontier Flyboy Legend of Bugfoot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The EinsteinLevel 65 Costume PieceThe Mad Doktor Einstein Dr. Gogglestache Emerald Jarate This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Holy HunterLevel 19 Costume PieceThe Camper Van Helsing Holy Hunter Silver Bullets Garlic Flank Stake This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 200 credits (0.07 ref) |
The Under CoverLevel 31 Costume PieceThe Invisible Rogue Under Cover Griffin's Gog Intangible Ascot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11–0.22 ref TF2WH: 400 credits (0.13 ref) |
Voodoo JujuLevel 31 HatOnly the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings. This is a special Halloween 2010 item Origin: Purchased ( Not Usable in Crafting ) Suggested value: 10 keys TF2WH: 245000 credits (16 keys) |
B-ankh!Level 17 Costume PieceThe Curse-a-Nature Wrap Battler B-ankh! Futankhamun This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Steel PipesLevel 22 Costume PieceThe Tin Soldier Idiot Box Steel Pipes Shoestring Budget This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 205 credits (0.07 ref) |
The Fallen AngelLevel 29 Costume PieceThe Infernal Imp Blazing Bull Fallen Angel Tail From the Crypt This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.22–0.33 ref TF2WH: 250 credits (0.08 ref) |
The Scottish SnarlLevel 71 Costume PieceThe Highland Hound Hair of the Dog Scottish Snarl Pickled Paws This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Soviet Stitch-UpLevel 95 Costume PieceThe FrankenHeavy Can Opener Soviet Stitch-Up Steel-Toed Stompers This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Frontier FlyboyLevel 75 Costume PieceThe Brundle Bundle Buzz Killer Frontier Flyboy Legend of Bugfoot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 150 credits (0.05 ref) |
Dr. GogglestacheLevel 14 Costume PieceThe Mad Doktor Einstein Dr. Gogglestache Emerald Jarate This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 205 credits (0.07 ref) |
Silver BulletsLevel 19 Costume PieceThe Camper Van Helsing Holy Hunter Silver Bullets Garlic Flank Stake This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 165 credits (0.06 ref) |
Griffin's GogLevel 9 Costume PieceThe Invisible Rogue Under Cover Griffin's Gog Intangible Ascot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Seal MaskLevel 31 MaskTurn routine melee attacks into environmental hate crimes with this adorable mask. Origin: Gifted ( Not Tradable ) |
The FutankhamunLevel 80 Costume PieceThe Curse-a-Nature Wrap Battler B-ankh! Futankhamun This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 150 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Shoestring BudgetLevel 44 Costume PieceThe Tin Soldier Idiot Box Steel Pipes Shoestring Budget This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 165 credits (0.06 ref) |
Tail From the CryptLevel 76 Costume PieceThe Infernal Imp Blazing Bull Fallen Angel Tail From the Crypt This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 175 credits (0.06 ref) |
The Pickled PawsLevel 28 Costume PieceThe Highland Hound Hair of the Dog Scottish Snarl Pickled Paws This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 150 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Steel-Toed StompersLevel 88 Costume PieceThe FrankenHeavy Can Opener Soviet Stitch-Up Steel-Toed Stompers This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Legend of BugfootLevel 58 Costume PieceThe Brundle Bundle Buzz Killer Frontier Flyboy Legend of Bugfoot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Emerald JarateLevel 45 Costume PieceThe Mad Doktor Einstein Dr. Gogglestache Emerald Jarate This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 150 credits (0.05 ref) |
Garlic Flank StakeLevel 96 Costume PieceThe Camper Van Helsing Holy Hunter Silver Bullets Garlic Flank Stake This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.05–0.11 ref TF2WH: 150 credits (0.05 ref) |
The Intangible AscotLevel 49 Costume PieceThe Invisible Rogue Under Cover Griffin's Gog Intangible Ascot This is a special Halloween 2011 item Origin: Halloween Drop Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Ghastlierest GibusLevel 10 HatWay way more ghastly. Style: Ghastlierest This is a special Halloween 2009 item Color: Zepheniah's Greed (66,79,59) Origin: Traded Suggested value: 0.66–1 ref (1.49–1.83 ref w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 2595 credits (0.87 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Scout SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Soldier SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Pyro SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Demoman SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Heavy SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Engineer SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Medic SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Sniper SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo-Cursed Spy SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11–0.33 ref TF2WH: 330 credits (0.11 ref) |
Haunted Crone's DomeLevel 78 HatFor hundreds of years, women have enjoyed all the perks of being a witch (making potions, having warts, getting burned alive) while men stood on the sidelines. No longer! Break through that haunted glass ceiling with the Crone's Dome. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.33–2.77 ref TF2WH: 6000 credits (2 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Scout SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Soldier SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Pyro SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Demoman SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Heavy SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Engineer SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Medic SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Sniper SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Voodoo-Cursed Spy SoulLevel 1 Cursed SoulOrigin: Gifted Suggested value: 0.11 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Haunted ExecutionerLevel 100 HatBeing an executioner is a lot more than just killing people. Sometimes you get to torture them first. Tip: To make things interesting, why not torture someone until they yell the secret word? (Hint: the secret word is "Freedom".) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5170 credits (1.72 ref) |
Haunted Spooky SleevesLevel 80 ApparelGet these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4980 credits (1.66 ref) |
Haunted Spooky ShoesLevel 83 ShoesFrom Hell! Size 666! Outside of Hell, that's a 5 1/2. Men's! Experience the agonizing terror of tiny man feet!. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4025 credits (1.34 ref) |
Haunted ZipperfaceLevel 49 Hat"Daddy, what does your skull look like?" "I guess we'll never know, thanks to my stupid face." Pow-zoop! Zipperface! Never look like an idiot in front of your kids again! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4020 credits (1.34 ref) |
Haunted Grand Duchess TiaraLevel 81 HatCelebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tiara she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne. The Grand Duchess The Grand Duchess Tutu The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings The Grand Duchess Tiara Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref) |
Haunted Grand Duchess Fairy WingsLevel 76 ApparelCelebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the fairy wings she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne. The Grand Duchess The Grand Duchess Tutu The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings The Grand Duchess Tiara Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref) |
Haunted Grand Duchess TutuLevel 83 ApparelCelebrate the life of Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna with this somber historical costume. Enjoy this replica of the tutu she wore while governing Russia from atop her hundred-foot-tall gumdrop throne. The Grand Duchess The Grand Duchess Tutu The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings The Grand Duchess Tiara Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4250 credits (1.42 ref) |
Haunted Wraith WrapLevel 98 ApparelThe perfect accessory for maintaining anonymity while stealing rings from midgets. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6000 credits (2 ref) |
Haunted PlutonidomeLevel 69 HatIt's a well-known fact that we only use 10% of our brain power. Which means there's a 90% chance that anything you do to your brain is only going to make you smarter. Like letting it float around in plutonium. Let's be honest, doing nothing isn't making you any smarter. Style: Functioning Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Haunted Coffin KitLevel 60 BackpackUnlike other survival packs, this handy last-aid kit rightly assumes that the moment you're in a survival situation, you are going to die. Just pull the ripcord to inflate the minature coffin into a standard corpse-sized one that you can die right into. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4980 credits (1.66 ref) |
Haunted Master MindLevel 96 HatScience fact: the human brain is 70% more effective when exposed to oxygen. Fashion fact: the human brain is 90% cooler-looking when you glue lots of Radio Shack stuff to it. Finally, an item that capitalizes on both. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref) |
Haunted Sir HootsalotLevel 40If owls are so smart, why did this one let you glue it to your shoulder? Come to think of it, neither one of you is looking like a super-genius on this one. Style: Wilderness Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 4 ref TF2WH: 9995 credits (3.33 ref) |
Haunted ScarecrowLevel 84 HatNeed a scarecrow but you're short on wood and straw? Why not capture the Spy, stitch his mouth shut, give him buttons for eyes and stick him in your corn field? He probably won't mind. Everybody likes corn. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4025 credits (1.34 ref) |
Haunted ExorcizorLevel 22 ApparelThe power of Christ compels you... to get this snazzy exorcizing outfit! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref) |
Haunted BonedolierLevel 77 BonesScare your friends into thinking you're carrying around deadly grenades. Bask in their relief when it turns out they're only harmless human skulls. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.33–2.66 ref TF2WH: 5300 credits (1.77 ref) |
Haunted Bat Outta HellLevel 5Style: Universal Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2720 credits (0.91 ref) |
Haunted Voodoo JuJu (Slight Return)Level 65 HatBones: They hold your body up, keep all your meat in place, and they're all that separates us from jellyfish. Why keep them inside, where they can't get the acclaim they deserve? Here's to you, bones. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4020 credits (1.34 ref) |
Haunted Unknown MonkeynautLevel 20 GhostHave an actual ghost of Mann Co.'s first doomed monkeynaut expedition haunt your shoulder! Unlike the many other doomed monkeynaut expeditions undertaken by Mann Co., Operation Banana Catapult was unique in that no space shuttles were even used. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref) |
Haunted Dead Little BuddyLevel 20 GhostTake a hike, dogs--there's a new Man's Best Friend on the market. Your pet ghost is guaranteed to be loyal (he's dead! He doesn't know anybody else!), great around children (he used to be one!), and house-trained (ghosts don't poop). Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Haunted Boo BalloonLevel 20 BalloonThese cheery (but terrifying!) balloons are made from the actual inflated faces of ghosts. Order now, before those uppity ghost rights activists get wind of this and shut it down. Style: Haunting Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4040 credits (1.35 ref) |
Haunted Rump-o'-LanternLevel 70 LanternSince time immemorial man has had two dreams: the dream of flying, and the dream of tricking people into thinking your ass is haunted. Airplanes took care of the easy dream. This miracle ass lantern tackles the other. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4040 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Long Fall LoafersLevel 27 BootsThese curved titanium shock-absorbers connect to the base of your spine and run down the inside of both legs. Now when you fall from a great height, the agony of impact will be absorbed, then conveniently redistributed to your whole pain-wracked body. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.5–1 ref |
The NecronomicrownLevel 11 HatLike all identical twins, you were born from a cyst in your sibling's neck, grew into an evil head, and eventually sloughed off your twin in your own exact duplicate body. Now you can't tell each other apart! Take out the guesswork with this identifying demonic skullcap. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.5 ref |
The Samson SkewerLevel 34 Cosmetic KnifeThe handle of this hand-forged survival knife is crammed with all of the things you'll need to survive in the wilderness, i.e. a pack of matches and three raisins. Style: Threatening Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.33–0.5 ref |
The Dapper DisguiseLevel 11 MaskGo incognito as a handsome man and enjoy the secret benefits of the exceptionally attractive. High-paying jobs! Erotic encounters! Free bread sticks at the Olive Garden! Eat as many as you can, though, because eventually the mask will rot off, leaving you uglier than before. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.5 ref |
The BloodhoundLevel 2 HatExperience the vicarious thrill of the tough-talking, dame-seducing gumshoe by reading the collected works of Raymond Chandler. Then take a break from all that and try on this novelty-sized cartoon dog hat. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.5 ref |
The Skull Island TopperLevel 31 HatThis terrifying (innocuous) witching cap was found by the all-powerful (mediocre) wizard Merasmus in the depths of the Hades Spiral (right near the entrance of the Hades Spiral). Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) |
The BombinomiconLevel 20 Badge'If ye gaze upon one tome-themed badge this year, MAKE IT NOT THIS ONE!' - Merasmus the Magician' Explode spectacularly on death Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.17 ref |
The MONOCULUS!Level 31 HatCelebrate the Demo's most serious childhood injury with this gruesome mask based on his missing, haunted eye. Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref |
Unusual Horseless Headless Horsemann's HeadtakerLevel 96 AxeCursed by dark spirits similar to those that dwell within the Eyelander. -25 max health on wearer No random critical hits Origin: Traded Suggested value: 2.5 keys |
Horseless Headless Horsemann's HeadLevel 31 HatHe had one all along... Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) TF2WH: 410 credits (0.14 ref) |
Strange Festive ScattergunLevel 1 ScattergunKills: 15 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.6–2.8 buds TF2WH: 718490 credits (2.05 buds) |
Strange Festive Rocket LauncherLevel 1 Rocket LauncherKills: 791 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.9–2.1 buds TF2WH: 570855 credits (1.6 buds) |
Strange Festive Flame ThrowerLevel 1 Flame ThrowerKills: 235 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 14 keys TF2WH: 195260 credits (12.75 keys) |
Strange Festive Stickybomb LauncherLevel 1 Stickybomb LauncherStyle: Festive Kills: 740 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 25 keys TF2WH: 315930 credits (20.5 keys) |
Strange Festive MinigunLevel 1 MinigunKills: 1108 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 25 keys TF2WH: 340870 credits (22.25 keys) |
Strange Festive WrenchLevel 1 WrenchSentry Kills: 117 Kills: 16 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 21–22 keys TF2WH: 279520 credits (18.25 keys) |
Strange Festive Medi GunLevel 1 Medi GunUbers: 98 Kill Assists: 342 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.2–2.5 buds TF2WH: 686490 credits (1.95 buds) |
Strange Festive Sniper RifleLevel 1 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 24 keys TF2WH: 325235 credits (21.25 keys) |
Strange Festive KnifeLevel 1 KnifeKills: 75 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1 bud TF2WH: 308330 credits (20 keys) |
Strange Festive BatLevel 1 BatKills: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 25–26 keys TF2WH: 355000 credits (1 bud) |
Festive ScattergunLevel 1 ScattergunOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.8–3 keys TF2WH: 32665 credits (2.25 keys) |
Festive Rocket LauncherLevel 1 Rocket LauncherOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 keys TF2WH: 28365 credits (1.75 keys) |
Festive Flame ThrowerLevel 1 Flame ThrowerOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 15355 credits (1 key) |
Festive Stickybomb LauncherLevel 1 Stickybomb LauncherStyle: Festive Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.5–1.75 keys TF2WH: 17900 credits (1.25 keys) |
Festive MinigunLevel 1 MinigunOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.25 keys TF2WH: 22220 credits (1.5 keys) |
Festive WrenchLevel 1 WrenchOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.25–1.5 keys TF2WH: 16460 credits (1 key) |
Festive Medi GunLevel 1 Medi GunOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 21905 credits (1.5 keys) |
Festive Sniper RifleLevel 1 Sniper RifleOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.5 keys TF2WH: 16075 credits (1 key) |
Festive KnifeLevel 1 KnifeOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.75–2 keys TF2WH: 18010 credits (1.25 keys) |
The Stocking StufferLevel 12 StockingNo need to hang this stocking over the mantle. It's already stuffed. Thanks for nothing, Santa. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Holiday HeadcaseLevel 100 HatMerry Smissmas, everyone! May all your miscellaneous holidays be happy (or somber, depending on your cultural traditions) with this ultra-rare TF item, donated by Steam User BANG! Origin: Third-Party Promotion Suggested value: 3 buds TF2WH: 970000 credits (2.75 buds) |
The EbenezerLevel 30 HatIf you are visited by one piece of spectral headwear this night, make it the Ghost of Christmas Hats, donated in true Smissmas spirit by Steam User Jacen. Origin: Third-Party Promotion Suggested value: 3–3.2 keys TF2WH: 45945 credits (3 keys) |
The B.M.O.C.Level 30 HatBe the Big Man of Christmas with this fur-fringed pom-pom hat! Origin: Third-Party Promotion Suggested value: 11–12 keys TF2WH: 165790 credits (10.75 keys) |
The All-FatherLevel 15 Facial HairThroughout the history of civilization, the white beard has come to symbolize wisdom and status. Show the world it's possible to be bearded AND stupid with this Heavy- and Soldier-specific face-nest. Shove it, civilization! Color: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (230,230,230) Origin: Timed Drop Suggested value: 1.75–2 keys (3.54–3.79 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 26500 credits (1.75 keys) |
The Kringle CollectionLevel 90 CoatDo the snow-pants dance with this stylish holiday ensemble from famed Arctic designer Kristoff Kringle. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.5–1.75 keys TF2WH: 22050 credits (1.5 keys) |
The Ornament ArmamentLevel 20 Decorative BombsJust a like the Soldier's actual grenades, these shiny glass baubles are purely ornamental. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6585 credits (2.2 ref) |
The ReindoonicornLevel 20 BalloonTenth Most Famous Reindeer? Not for long! Reindoonicorn may have hit rock bottom after being benched in favor of a mutant with a bioluminescent growth on his nose, but those decades spent bouncing from one halfway house to the next have given him all the grit and determination he needs to get back on top! That and the fact that he's recently been seen hanging around with nine heavily armed lunatics practically guarantees that this is one reindeer to watch out for. On Equip: Visit Pyroland Only visible in Pyroland Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 2.33 ref TF2WH: 6200 credits (2.07 ref) |
AntlersLevel 1 HatGive your opponents the gift of hesitation this holiday season when they pause to think, "Is that a cute little deer, or-" KA-BLAM! Dead. Origin: Steam Purchase Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4230 credits (1.41 ref) |
Smissmas WreathLevel 10 PinNothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like prickly leaves and poisonous berries pinned to your chest. Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Tough Stuff MuffsLevel 65 HatFrostbite of the ears halts blood flow, and leads to tissue death, gangrene, and infection. And nobody wants to look at your gangrenous infected ears. Cover up those frostbitten abominations with these stylish earmuffs. Style: Montreal Style Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 5305 credits (1.77 ref) |
Strange Festive Holy MackerelLevel 42 FishGetting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating. The Special Delivery The Shortstop Mad Milk The Holy Mackerel The Milkman Set Bonuses +25 max health on wearer Humiliations: 0 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 5 keys TF2WH: 82595 credits (5.5 keys) |
Strange Festive Buff BannerLevel 5 Battle BannerProvides an offensive buff that causes nearby team members to do mini-crits. Banners Deployed: 925 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 5 keys TF2WH: 70570 credits (4.5 keys) |
Strange Festive AxtinguisherLevel 10 Fire AxeKills: 0 100% critical hit vs burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 4.5–5 keys TF2WH: 67515 credits (4.5 keys) |
Strange Festive Grenade LauncherLevel 1 Grenade LauncherKills: 78 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 11 keys TF2WH: 156615 credits (10.25 keys) |
Strange Festive SandvichLevel 1 Lunch BoxFood Items Eaten: 5 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 6.5–7 keys TF2WH: 100240 credits (6.5 keys) |
Strange Festive Frontier JusticeLevel 5 ShotgunKills: 0 When your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill -50% clip size No random critical hits Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3.8–4 keys TF2WH: 57225 credits (3.75 keys) |
Strange Festive UbersawLevel 10 BonesawKills: 2 On Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added -20% slower firing speed Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3.5–4 keys TF2WH: 59075 credits (3.75 keys) |
Strange Festive HuntsmanLevel 10 BowDual-Purpose Fruit The Huntsman The Fruit Shoot Set Bonuses Reduces chance of hunger by up to 13% Kills: 1 Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 10 keys TF2WH: 150430 credits (9.75 keys) |
Strange Festive AmbassadorLevel 5 RevolverKills: 1 Crits on headshot -20% slower firing speed -15% damage penalty Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 6 keys TF2WH: 86250 credits (5.75 keys) |
The Merc's MufflerLevel 3 ScarfThe perfect winter accessory for those times when your holiday fun escalates into a high-casualty firefight. 90% more blood-absorbent than any other scarf on the market! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.6–1.75 keys TF2WH: 25020 credits (1.75 keys) |
The Festive Holy MackerelLevel 42 FishGetting hit by a fish has got to be humiliating. The Special Delivery The Shortstop Mad Milk The Holy Mackerel The Milkman Set Bonuses +25 max health on wearer Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 2655 credits (0.89 ref) |
The Festive Buff BannerLevel 5 Battle BannerProvides an offensive buff that causes nearby team members to do mini-crits. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.88–1 ref TF2WH: 2110 credits (0.7 ref) |
The Festive AxtinguisherLevel 10 Fire Axe100% critical hit vs burning players No critical hits vs non-burning players -50% damage vs non-burning players Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2290 credits (0.76 ref) |
Festive Grenade LauncherLevel 1 Grenade LauncherOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.66–3 ref TF2WH: 5435 credits (1.81 ref) |
The Festive SandvichLevel 1 Lunch BoxOrigin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2955 credits (0.99 ref) |
Festive Frontier JusticeLevel 5 ShotgunWhen your sentry is destroyed you gain revenge crits for every sentry kill -50% clip size No random critical hits Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2455 credits (0.82 ref) |
The Festive UbersawLevel 10 BonesawOn Hit: 25% ÜberCharge added -20% slower firing speed Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2435 credits (0.81 ref) |
The Festive HuntsmanLevel 10 BowDual-Purpose Fruit The Huntsman The Fruit Shoot Set Bonuses Reduces chance of hunger by up to 13% Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.33–2.66 ref TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Festive AmbassadorLevel 5 RevolverCrits on headshot -20% slower firing speed -15% damage penalty Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2895 credits (0.97 ref) |
The Mutton MannLevel 36 HairEnjoy the absolute cutting edge of nineteenth century sideburn fashion with these lustrous, face-hugging muttons. There's no meat in these chops, ladies—but there's plenty of beefcake. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 5075 credits (1.69 ref) |
The Digit DivulgerLevel 96 GlovesKeep your hands warm and your fingers freezing with these paintable leather and suede fingerless gloves. Style: Leather Open Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5520 credits (1.84 ref) |
Soldier's Slope ScopersLevel 67 HatThese extreme pro ski goggles let folks know there're be no bunny slopes for this guy. Not with YOUR middling-to-average ski skills. No, YOU'LL be skiing on all the intermediate slopes you can find, thank you very much—hunting out those tasty gradual inclines. Style: Amateur Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4060 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Winter Wonderland WrapLevel 10 MaskJust because you're an unknowable enigma doesn't mean you shouldn't bundle up. Remember what your mom told you... if you even HAVE one, you inscrutable person of mystery! Style: Without Stripes Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3.66–4 ref TF2WH: 10505 credits (3.5 ref) |
The Cool BreezeLevel 63 KiltForget coffee, lad. THIS'll wake ye up on a cold winter morning. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.44–2.66 ref TF2WH: 7220 credits (2.41 ref) |
Heavy's Hockey HairLevel 99 HairCommemorate the age-old tradition of pummelling your opponents senseless on ice by sporting the stylish and practical hairdo of goons and enforcers worldwide. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4360 credits (1.45 ref) |
The BarnstormerLevel 94 HatStep into the headgear and facial hair of America's favorite aviator/filmmaker/toenail-and-Jarate collector with this hotshot aviator hat and rakish movie star moustache. Style: Bugscreen Down Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Der WintermantelLevel 88 ApparelThis fur-lined coat/sweater combo comes with Mann Co.'s guarantee that, as with all of our products, at least three endangered species went extinct during the making of this product. Note: fur is synthetic. Style: Gramma's Sweater Showing Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2.66–3 ref TF2WH: 7685 credits (2.56 ref) |
The Cold KillerLevel 61 HatMelt into the wintry shadows with The Cold Killer, assuming the shadows are a mixture of white, red, brown and khaki. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5880 credits (1.96 ref) |
The Cut Throat ConciergeLevel 74 ShirtTrick your enemies into thinking you are the doorman at a classy hotel. By the time they get wise, you'll be miles away with their car and luggage, rummaging through their clothes and laughing at them. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 4–4.33 ref TF2WH: 12035 credits (4.01 ref) |
Doc's HolidayLevel 90 ApparelComes in "Flu" and "Fever" styles, depending on the epidemic you'd most like to embody while on vacation. Style: Fever Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4695 credits (1.57 ref) |
The Hanger-On HoodLevel 18 HatProtect your civilian identity from those who would harm you for your complicity in nefarious deeds, and those who would punch you in the stomach for dressing up like a moth. Style: TF_Henchboy_Hat_Style0 Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 1.66–1.77 ref TF2WH: 5285 credits (1.76 ref) |
The Flight of the MonarchLevel 3 WingsUnlike real wings, these don't help you fly at all, or have Paul McCartney in them. However, these wings ARE 100% made from Steve Winwood. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4750 credits (1.58 ref) |
FlunkywareLevel 74 ApparelThis matching henchman's boots, belt and pocket combo lets you run away from things, keep your pants up and carry what's left of your dignity at the same time. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4555 credits (1.52 ref) |
The DethKappLevel 83 HatFor centuries, mankind has struggled in vain to answer the question of who built this city on rock and roll. This hat/hair combo finally answers that age-old mystery: It was you! Style: Grim Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 2.66–3 ref TF2WH: 8640 credits (2.88 ref) |
Nose CandyLevel 8 MaskDress up your respirator to trick people into thinking you're a delusional maniac living in a fantasy world! Style: Horrific Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 2.88–3 ref TF2WH: 8700 credits (2.9 ref) |
Rail SpikesLevel 73 SpikesThere we were, assembling some collars, when we thought, "Yes, they're cool. But what's missing?" That's when we realized: lots of sharp bits welded onto the round bits. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 4–4.33 ref TF2WH: 13965 credits (4.66 ref) |
Brock's LocksLevel 36 HairThe first time the sun glints off of this manly mane of teased, tousled trusses, you'll wonder why you didn't get hair implants from your lower back and buttocks years ago. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 6055 credits (2.02 ref) |
The CarlLevel 93 HairAction stars like Bruce Willis and Vin Diesel have shown us the unstoppable power of baldness. On the other hand, Nic Cage's long flowing hair was pretty great in Con Air. This male pattern baldness wig solves the problem of what (if any) hair to have, by giving you the best of both worlds. Comes with free moustache! Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5100 credits (1.7 ref) |
The Hunger ForceLevel 2 ShirtLet your enemies know you're a loose cannon by showing them how little you care about your own appearance. You've let yourself go, and have absolutely nothing to lose. Terrifying! Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 7200 credits (2.4 ref) |
Aqua FlopsLevel 71 Flip-FlopsWhile the rest of your body's at war, why not treat your feet to a little taste of the tropics? Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 3–3.33 ref TF2WH: 9200 credits (3.07 ref) |
The Track TerrorizerLevel 96 ShirtFor a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3.33–3.66 ref TF2WH: 9965 credits (3.32 ref) |
The War PigLevel 33 HatAfter complaints that obstructed vision was affecting his performance, Soldier slapped some goggles on a helmet and charged back into the fray. His performance did not improve, but on the upside, everyone has stopped expecting anything from him. Style: Conspicuous Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 6020 credits (2.01 ref) |
The Pyrotechnic ToteLevel 67 BackpackAny day can be the Fourth of July if you just believe. It also helps if you have a bag of fireworks – like the Pyrotechnic Tote - you can set off to distract people when they try to tell you that you can't take the day off to eat hot dogs and get drunk at the park. Is this not America, Samuel? Do we not have the freedom to vomit in our own shoes? Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
The Bearded BombardierLevel 16 Facial HairDemo is already a lot like Santa Claus. They both have extensive knowledge of modern explosives, they both hate Judy Garland, and now, they can both sport a charming beard and corn cob pipe. Style: Whatever Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 4 ref TF2WH: 12005 credits (4 ref) |
The Soviet GentlemanLevel 92 HatHeavy is a man of intrigue, and every intrigue-man worth his salt deserves a fine hat and moustache to sport. That way, people can excitedly whisper things like: "I wonder how long it took him to grow that moustache" and "what do you think he keeps under his hat?" Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4165 credits (1.39 ref) |
The Pocket PurrerLevel 70 SatchelLittle known fact: cats are fantastic engineers. Go ahead and ask about it next time you see one. In case you don't speak feline, "meow" means "that cantilever is deflected over its g-type joist girder." It's probably going to say that a lot. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 4800 credits (1.6 ref) |
Medi-MaskLevel 70 MaskAs a thought experiment, Medic has taken to wearing this mask, releasing innocuous gas into a room and screaming, "Dear god – the poison tanker has burst!" to see what people will do. So far, the tests have been inconclusive. Although, a couple people have died. So that's interesting. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4880 credits (1.63 ref) |
The Koala CompactLevel 8 SatchelWatch as your enemies quake in fear at the sight of this tiny koala! Hear them scream at his horrifying little hat! Smell them reel in alarm at how deviously small it is! Warning: You may not be able to stand the terror yourself! Style: Twins Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4030 credits (1.34 ref) |
Hat of CardsLevel 100 HatWhy did we just take one of those cards out of our hats to blatantly cheat at poker? Maybe what you should be asking is this: why are our knives...in your gut?! You might also want to ask: where is the nearest hospital?! And: is blood as important as everyone claims?! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4810 credits (1.6 ref) |
The RoBro 3000Level 76 RobotThe RoBro 3000 doesn't just watch your back in battle! Whether you're on the battlefield, out on the town, sleeping in bed or on the toilet, you'll always have a friend in the RoBro, which comes with no "OFF" switch and cannot be shut down. The RoBro even tapes everything you do, whether you want it to or not. It's not even a feature we installed on the RoBro—it's just something it does for its own mysterious reasons! Origin: Purchased ( Not Usable in Crafting ) Suggested value: 1.4–1.6 keys TF2WH: 30085 credits (2 keys) |
Ye Oiled Baker BoyLevel 86 HatIt's as if this hat fell off the tiny metal head of a dirt-stained urchinbot selling robonewspapers in 1899 Mecha-London, rolled through a time tunnel and into your modern backpack. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Bonk LeadwearLevel 10 HatIn 1792, Italian physicist Alessandro Volta invented the battery by mixing zinc, ammonium chloride and molten salt together. In 1932, American soft drink magnate Theophilus Bonk added sugar to this mixture and invented Bonk Cola. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5900 credits (1.97 ref) |
The Bot DoggerLevel 74 HatIt's inevitable that robot hot dog hats will someday become the most popular fashion accessory on the planet. And when they do, everyone will claim they liked them "before they were cool." Thanks to the Bot Dogger, only YOU will be able to prove it. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
The Bolt BoyLevel 98 HatThat item was originally a make-believe superhero accessory tie-in to an imaginary soft drink enjoyed by a fictional character. Now it's also made of metal. There are so many layers of abstraction going on here even we don't know what to make of it. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 0.8–1 keys TF2WH: 13500 credits (4.5 ref) |
Tyrantium HelmetLevel 58 HatThis hat kicks your ass so hard you'll fly into an alternate dimension where Vikings are robots. Deal with it! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 3 ref TF2WH: 5500 credits (1.83 ref) |
Full Metal Drill HatLevel 86 HatWhat is your major malfunction, Private Robot? You had best defrag yourself or I will unscrew your head, access the CPU in your neck and fix your major malfunction! Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
Steel ShakoLevel 82 HatCombining the sublime pageantry of Tchaikovsky's "Nutcracker" with the bold futurism of Tchaikovsky's "Robot Nutcracker vs. Tarzan". Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Soldier's SparkplugLevel 98 CigarSometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Other times it is a sparkplug. Sometimes it is a boot. The important thing is that you have something in your mouth that is on fire. Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref) |
Firewall HelmetLevel 55 HatLearn the secret that firefighters guard fiercely: There is no better hat to wear while entering a burning building than a metal hat. Why? The metal will absorb 100% of the heat, leaving your bare skin cool and refreshed, probably. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 5800 credits (1.93 ref) |
The Metal SlugLevel 84 HatThey came from outer space. And they came to conquer. It was the perfect space crime. But there's just one problem. YOU. "The Metal Slug". Rated R. This Friday. On your HEAD. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 8500 credits (2.83 ref) |
The Electric EscorterLevel 7 Hat"And it seems to me you lived your life / with a lightbulb in your head / wishing you had cleaned the hole / as the cephalic tetanus spread." – Elton John (words by Bernie Taupin) Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
The Bolted BirdcageLevel 13 HatYou love the hard-hitting Robin Williams/Nathan Lane bird prison drama "The Birdcage" so much you wish you could be thinking about it all the time. The problem: Life's many distractions. The solution: This. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Pyro's Boron BeanieLevel 100 HatFriends and loved ones will call you stupid for wearing this hat. "Hey, moron!" your mother will say. But they won't think it's so funny when you win the Backwards Swimming competition at the Olympics, and are later stripped of your medal for cheating. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Plumber's PipeLevel 47 HatLearn plumbing by osmosis with this handy Home Plumber's Kit! Comes with pipe, length of wire. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
The FilamentalLevel 80 HatIs your Pyro made up of alternating current or direct current? Only your electrician knows for sure! Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.76–2 keys TF2WH: 15500 credits (1 key) |
The Rusty ReaperLevel 72 HatAre you the personification of death? Do you need to spraypaint something indoors? This skull-shaped rebreather has you covered. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.4–1.8 keys TF2WH: 16500 credits (1 key) |
The Googol Glass EyesLevel 13 HatThese digital eye implants will let you check the weather, monitor the stock market and look up cures for infection caused by jamming unclean hunks of metal into your eye sockets. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
The Scrap SackLevel 61 BackpackConcerned about your many stalkers going through your garbage while you're at work? Rest easy with the Scrap Sack, which lets you keep an eye on your secret-filled trash at all times. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
The Bolted BicorneLevel 17 HatOne little-known fact about parrots: They WILL peck a hole through a human pirate skull. But they can't peck through solid steel. And if they try? This baby's electrified to the tune of 10,000 volts. Your move, parrots. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref) |
The Cyborg Stunt HelmetLevel 39 HatIf you pause that big fight scene in the classic film "Swinging Fists of Future Hercules", you can tell that's not actually famous robot actor Kirk RoboDouglas, but a cyborg stuntman. Support the unsung heroes of the silver-plated screen with this limited edition stunt helmet. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
The FR-0Level 7 HatOwn this one-of-a-kind piece of memorabilia from the classic ‘70s film "Blaxton Hale vs. Black HAL 9000". Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
The Pure Tin CapotainLevel 89 HatWitch-hunting: necessary, but time-consuming. What if we told you you could burn up to five witches a day without lifting a finger? Introducing the Pure Tin Capotain, the greatest time-saving invention since the electric can opener. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
The Strontium Stove PipeLevel 31 HatBeep boop! I am Old Railsplitter! Welcome to the Hall of Robopresidents! I did my homework on the back of a shovel! Now I must kill all humans with a shovel because I just now became sentient! Beep boop kill all humans! Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
The Broadband BonnetLevel 37 HatThis brimless bonnet cap comes equipped with a satellite pom-pom that streams up-to-the-minute news relevant to the on-the-go Scotsman (golf scores, whiskey prices, when "Braveheart" is on). Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
The HDMI PatchLevel 42 PhotographBundled with a broad selection of eyeball-related movies ("Eyes Wide Shut", "The Hills Have Eyes, Part II" and three more) that your friends can enjoy from the comfort of your face. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
Bolted BombardierLevel 99 Facial HairRemember that time you met the wisest robot in the world? And tore his beard off and stole his stupid pipe? Because the police are here and they want to talk to you. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 7500 credits (2.5 ref) |
The Scrumpy StrongboxLevel 3 TreasureThis nitrogen-cooled liquor locker can only be opened by punching in its constantly evolving polyalphabetic stream cipher, or with the big metal key scotch taped to the bottom. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 7200 credits (2.4 ref) |
The Bunsen BraveLevel 100 HatScientists have long been baffled by the seamless metal construction of Native American grass houses and wigwams. The secret? Native Americans were filled with gasoline, and could reach a welding flame temperature of 3100 °C. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 13000 credits (4.33 ref) |
The Tungsten ToqueLevel 36 HatCommemorate history's greatest robot Canadians with this knitted steel cap. Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau! Optimus Prime Minister! Commander Data from the hit CBC drama Deep Space Prince Edward Island! Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
The Gridiron GuardianLevel 14 HatThis helmet commemorates the epic Canadian Robot Football League showdown between Les Montreal Footballiers and their Manitoban rivals the Winnepeg Saskatchewans. Don't believe us? Ask any Canadian! Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref) |
The Titanium TowelLevel 68 ApparelSure, regular towels work fine for water, but what if you're covered in magnets? What's your regular towel doing for you now? Watching you slowly die of magnetism, that's what. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Texas Tin-GallonLevel 96 HatIt's a historical fact that in cowboy times, cloth was hard to come by. Creative cowpokes kept the sun out of their eyes by making hats out of what they had in abundance: sheet-metal trees and bolt cactuses. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
The Timeless TopperLevel 14 HatMost hats are made of felt, canvas or other non-durable cloths that decompose after a mere 10,000 years. The Timeless Topper's built for the long haul, with an outer layer of scrap titanium and an inner core of plastic bags, foam cups and disposable diapers. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
The Data Mining LightLevel 79 HatIf you're a rugged coal miner like us, you know the value of throwing away your mining equipment and mining in the nude so people know how tough you are. Finally there's a version for the office worker to not wear while nudely analyzing spreadsheets. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4300 credits (1.43 ref) |
The Plug-In ProspectorLevel 35 HatRobo-future history comes alive! Pretend you're a grizzled, cantankerous robot prospector, drunk on teeny-tiny shots of nano-whiskey in the Olllld Cyber-West during the Great Battery Rush of 3047. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4400 credits (1.47 ref) |
Respectless Robo-GloveLevel 66 HatWhen that robot selflessly gave you its hand, it assumed you'd study it to advance the field of prosthetic medicine. Sucker. Hey, everybody check me out! I'm a metal chicken! Beep beep gobble boop! Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
Teddy RobobeltLevel 88 Pocket BuddyThis tiny robotic bear used to be the President. Now he lives in your pocket. How could the mighty have fallen so far? [makes drinking gesture] Glug glug wink wink. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 6500 credits (2.17 ref) |
Titanium TyroleanLevel 33 HatMeet the robot apocalypse in style with this puckish number, perfect for infiltrating the sentient mother computer located in the Swiss pavilion at Epcot Center. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref) |
Platinum PickelhaubeLevel 29 HatInvented by Nikolai Tesla in any one of his ten million appearances in crappy steampunk fiction, probably. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4400 credits (1.47 ref) |
Halogen Head LampLevel 4 HatThis medical marvel improves on the obsolete doctor's head mirror by replacing the mirror part with a 10,000 watt lamp part that can be seen from space. Peer inside your patients' disease-riddled ears, noses and throats from a safe distance. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref) |
Unusual Virus DoctorLevel 78 HatWhether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers. Effect: Power Surge Origin: Found in Crate |
The Virus DoctorLevel 1 HatWhether you're a 17th century plague doctor, a professional wrestler, or a waiter at a plague-themed family restaurant, this hat lets you look the part while delivering last rites, a Tombstone Piledriver and/or plate after plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeño poppers. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4500 credits (1.5 ref) |
The Steam PipeLevel 28 PipeJust like steampunk ruined reading, the steampipe destroys the harmless pleasure of smoking by tarting it up with a lot of bolts and dials and Nikolai Teslas. Comes with period-appropriate Gary Oldman Dracula glasses! Effect: Genteel Smoke Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
The Byte'd BeakLevel 21 HatThis 17th century plague mask has been upgraded for modern day masquerade-style sex parties with a built-in camera, night vision (for dimly-lit sex parties!) and state-of-the-art sex detection radar. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1–1.5 keys TF2WH: 22000 credits (1.5 keys) |
Practitioner's Processing MaskLevel 23Fact: 70% of the air you breathe was recently in someone's butt. This handy contraption runs the farty air you live in through a gauntlet of soapy water and potpourri before entering your body. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 9500 credits (3.17 ref) |
Mecha-MedesLevel 76Mecha-Medes first appeared in Archimedes' Flights of Fantasy #314 when Archimedes accidentally fell off a table into a parallel world, met his robot double, ate some seeds, squawked in terror at a half-buried Statue of Liberty, then flew into a patio door. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 21500 credits (1.5 keys) |
Letch's LEDLevel 99 HatComes with x-ray specs that let you see through people's clothes while alerting them with a siren and shouted warnings that you're doing it. Great for prison aficionados who want to go to jail but don't know how. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 2–3 ref TF2WH: 5200 credits (1.73 ref) |
Soldered SenseiLevel 30 HatKarate masters WANT you to think there's no belt higher than black. But what if we told you there was a secret metal belt ABOVE black that lets you kick a black belt's ass all over the place? Scared black belt guys have been trying to keep a lid on this for years. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 4200 credits (1.4 ref) |
Shooter's Tin TopiLevel 87 HatThis safari helmet was welded together from actual blood-spattered scraps of jeeps, rifles, shells and fillings discovered at the mauling sites of previous safaris. Wear it as a constant reminder never to do anything as stupid as go on safari. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 4100 credits (1.37 ref) |
Bootleg Base Metal BillycockLevel 86 HatTrick your friends into thinking your enormous metal hat is a smaller, different hat. If this was actually illegal it would be the PERFECT CRIME. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4400 credits (1.47 ref) |
Base Metal BillycockLevel 71 HatRobo-impersonate your favorite fictional bowler-hatted characters, from Batman's Riddler to Clockwork Orange's Alex to England's Winston Churchill. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4150 credits (1.38 ref) |
The Megapixel BeardLevel 90 Facial HairGreat for taking pictures of all the sexy make-outs you're going to have now that you've got a robot beard. If there's anything ladies find more irresistible, write in and tell us and we'll bolt it onto this perpetual make-out machine. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4600 credits (1.53 ref) |
The Dual-Core Devil DollLevel 59 Pocket BuddyThese pint-sized pain proxies combine the erotic mysticism of Haitian voodoo with the stultifying boredom of math. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
The Galvanized GibusLevel 98 HatElegant simplicity and old-world charm combine with the intoxicating aromas of methyl alcohol and gasoline. Do not wear in unventilated areas. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 9900 credits (3.3 ref) |
Modest Metal Pile of ScrapLevel 76 HatThis humble hat pile of one tells the world that there are more important things in life than money. Like for instance not having any. Origin: Found in Crate Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 5700 credits (1.9 ref) |
Noble Nickel Amassment of HatsLevel 13 HatSome hat towers come from humble beginnings, clawing their way to nobility one hat at a time. Other hat towers, like this one, just have rich dads who are the Chief Business Development Officer at Hewlett Packard. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 5000 credits (1.67 ref) |
Towering Titanium Pillar of HatsLevel 7 HatAsimov's Three Laws of Robotics state that 1. Robots can't harm humans and 2. Robots must obey humans, and 3. This hat looks great. Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4700 credits (1.57 ref) |
Battery CanteensLevel 1 Usable ItemDon't let the name fool you: These aren't actual battery canteens capable of converting stored chemical energy into electrical energy. They're just regular canteens that look identical to your water canteen and are filled with battery acid. Each charge lasts 5 seconds Holds a maximum of 3 charges Currently holds 0 charges Origin: Found in Crate TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Scattergun Mk.ILevel 2 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.ILevel 13 Rocket LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.ILevel 1 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.ILevel 13 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Minigun Mk.ILevel 1 MinigunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Wrench Mk.ILevel 1 WrenchSentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.ILevel 13 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.ILevel 1 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Rust Botkiller Knife Mk.ILevel 1 KnifeKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Operation Oil Spill BadgeLevel 14 BadgeYour Mann Up progress through Operation Oil Spill is saved on this badge. Origin: Earned ( Not Tradable ) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Scattergun Mk.ILevel 1 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 6 keys TF2WH: 85765 credits (5.5 keys) |
'Oblivion'Strange Blood Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.ILevel 3 Rocket LauncherKills: 24 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4.75–5 keys TF2WH: 68000 credits (4.5 keys) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.ILevel 2 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3.5–4 keys TF2WH: 60400 credits (4 keys) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.ILevel 3 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3–3.25 keys TF2WH: 45000 credits (3 keys) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Minigun Mk.ILevel 7 MinigunKills: 29 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4.5–5 keys TF2WH: 67190 credits (4.5 keys) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Wrench Mk.ILevel 1 WrenchSentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3–4 keys TF2WH: 52500 credits (3.5 keys) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.ILevel 1 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 5 keys TF2WH: 74505 credits (4.75 keys) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.ILevel 1 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4.75–5 keys TF2WH: 67600 credits (4.5 keys) |
Strange Blood Botkiller Knife Mk.ILevel 13 KnifeKills: 379 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4–4.5 keys TF2WH: 60500 credits (4 keys) |
Tour of Duty TicketLevel 1 TicketPresent this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 2–2.22 ref TF2WH: 6200 credits (2.07 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.ILevel 4 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.ILevel 13 Rocket LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.ILevel 13 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.ILevel 13 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.ILevel 3 MinigunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.ILevel 1 WrenchSentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.ILevel 1 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.ILevel 1 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.ILevel 1 KnifeKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Operation Steel Trap BadgeLevel 21 BadgeYour Mann Up progress through Operation Steel Trap is saved on this badge. Origin: Earned ( Not Tradable ) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.ILevel 1 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 5 keys TF2WH: 73270 credits (4.75 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.ILevel 13 Rocket LauncherKills: 0 Critical Kills: 0 Kills While Explosive-Jumping: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4 keys (5.5 keys w/ bonuses) TF2WH: 58000 credits (3.75 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.ILevel 3 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2.5 keys TF2WH: 36035 credits (2.25 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.ILevel 2 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3 keys TF2WH: 44985 credits (3 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.ILevel 9 MinigunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4–4.5 keys TF2WH: 62240 credits (4 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.ILevel 2 WrenchSentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 5 keys TF2WH: 87230 credits (5.75 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.ILevel 4 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3 keys TF2WH: 48665 credits (3.25 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.ILevel 13 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4 keys TF2WH: 58000 credits (3.75 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.ILevel 1 KnifeKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3.75–4 keys TF2WH: 52425 credits (3.5 keys) |
Tour of Duty TicketLevel 1 TicketPresent this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 2–2.22 ref TF2WH: 6200 credits (2.07 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Scattergun Mk.ILevel 36 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.ILevel 13 Rocket LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.ILevel 13 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.ILevel 13 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Minigun Mk.ILevel 13 MinigunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2–2.33 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Wrench Mk.ILevel 13 WrenchSentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.66–2 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.ILevel 13 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.ILevel 3 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Carbonado Botkiller Knife Mk.ILevel 37 KnifeKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Operation Gear Grinder BadgeLevel 41 BadgeYour Mann Up progress through Operation Gear Grinder is saved on this badge. Origin: Earned ( Not Tradable ) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Scattergun Mk.ILevel 1 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 6 keys TF2WH: 89475 credits (5.75 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.ILevel 14 Rocket LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4 keys TF2WH: 60060 credits (4 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.ILevel 1 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2.5 keys TF2WH: 38000 credits (2.5 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.ILevel 1 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2–2.5 keys TF2WH: 37325 credits (2.5 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Minigun Mk.ILevel 13 MinigunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3.5–4 keys TF2WH: 52800 credits (3.5 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Wrench Mk.ILevel 13 WrenchSentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4 keys TF2WH: 67500 credits (4.5 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.ILevel 13 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3–3.5 keys TF2WH: 45735 credits (3 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.ILevel 4 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3.5–4 keys TF2WH: 67120 credits (4.5 keys) |
Strange Diamond Botkiller Knife Mk.ILevel 1 KnifeKills: 41 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3 keys TF2WH: 48210 credits (3.25 keys) |
Tour of Duty TicketLevel 1 TicketPresent this ticket in Mann vs. Machine to play Mann Up Mode on an official server to earn rare items and track progress on your Tour of Duty Badge. Origin: Purchased Suggested value: 2–2.22 ref TF2WH: 6200 credits (2.07 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Scattergun Mk.IILevel 13 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.IILevel 13 Rocket LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.IILevel 13 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.IILevel 13 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Minigun Mk.IILevel 13 MinigunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 ref TF2WH: 3000 credits (1 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Wrench Mk.IILevel 13 WrenchSentry Kills: 0 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.IILevel 13 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1–1.33 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.IILevel 13 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.66 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Strange Silver Botkiller Knife Mk.IILevel 13 KnifeKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33–1.44 ref TF2WH: 2500 credits (0.83 ref) |
Operation Mecha Engine BadgeLevel 33 BadgeYour Mann Up progress through Operation Mecha Engine is saved on this badge. Origin: Earned ( Not Tradable ) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Scattergun Mk.IILevel 3 ScattergunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4 keys TF2WH: 63185 credits (4 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk.IILevel 13 Rocket LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3.6 keys TF2WH: 56875 credits (3.75 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Flame Thrower Mk.IILevel 1 Flame ThrowerKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2 keys TF2WH: 31445 credits (2 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher Mk.IILevel 24 Stickybomb LauncherKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2.5–3 keys TF2WH: 40460 credits (2.75 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Minigun Mk.IILevel 13 MinigunKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 4 keys TF2WH: 60030 credits (4 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Wrench Mk.IILevel 13 WrenchSentry Kills: 3 Kills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 5 keys TF2WH: 88250 credits (5.75 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Medi Gun Mk.IILevel 32 Medi GunUbers: 0 Kill Assists: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3 keys TF2WH: 48405 credits (3.25 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Sniper Rifle Mk.IILevel 13 Sniper RifleKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 3 keys TF2WH: 45610 credits (3 keys) |
Strange Gold Botkiller Knife Mk.IILevel 20 KnifeKills: 0 Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 2.5 keys TF2WH: 38170 credits (2.5 keys) |
The Robot Running ManLevel 3 HatYou'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy! Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4010 credits (1.34 ref) |
The Tin PotLevel 78 HatThe great thing about this helmet is that it stops bullets (no it doesn't)! Look at it – it's made of robot metal! Bullets can't go through robot metal (they definitely can)! There really is no way you could be harmed while wearing this helmet (there absolutely is). Style: Battered Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Pyrobotics PackLevel 86 BackpackDid you know that fire can melt metal? Like, say you were fighting an army of robots. You could melt them! With fire! It's true! Just a fun little fact we learned today. We don't really see any practical application for the information, but it's good to learn. Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4105 credits (1.37 ref) |
The Battery BandolierLevel 87 Decorative BombsFor the first time in history, batteries are included with your purchase of Demo's battery Bandolier. Because, well, you're purchasing batteries. We should have said, for the first time in history [except for all those times you bought batteries]. Origin: MvM Squad surplus reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4000 credits (1.33 ref) |
The U-clank-aLevel 91 HatRoast this steel ushanka in the fire and place it on your head for sustained warmth throughout the day. Make sure to come up with an impressive sounding fake anecdote for your third degree burns! Origin: MvM Squad surplus reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4050 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Tin-1000Level 71 HatAre people bothering you while you're trying to work? Just strap on The Tin-1000, stare at them unflinchingly with your soulless, red, robot eyes, and watch as they slink away in terror. It's a great way to thin out your friend circle – fast! Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Medic Mech-bagLevel 93 BackpackThe best part of fighting a robot army is you get to salvage all of their destroyed body parts for fun new accessories. Take the Medic Mech-pack! What a fine looking number. It's a good thing robots don't have souls, or they'd be mighty angry that we're using their body parts as cosmetic items! Origin: MvM Squad surplus reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4020 credits (1.34 ref) |
The Bolted BushmanLevel 81 HatA hat says things about its wearer. Fedoras? Mystery, danger, and hard drinking cool. Deerstalkers? Pipe smoking, cunning, and raw intellect. The Bolted Bushman will show your friends and foes alike that you are steely, hard and... full of bolts we guess. You know what, some hats only need to say two things. Origin: MvM Badge completion reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
The Stealth SteelerLevel 94 HatHas back-stabbing lost its charm? Is sneaking too simple? Try wearing this 15 pound metal hat on your head! Enjoy the meta-challenge of keeping your neck from snapping as you sap sentries! This is spine-crushing entertainment! Origin: MvM Squad surplus reward Suggested value: 1.33 ref TF2WH: 4055 credits (1.35 ref) |
Power Up CanteenLevel 94 Usable ItemApplies a bonus effect for a limited amount of time when used. Must first be filled at an Upgrade Station and can only be filled with one bonus type at a time. Each charge lasts 5 seconds Holds a maximum of 3 charges Currently holds 0 charges Origin: Achievement ( Not Tradable ) Suggested value: 0.03 ref TF2WH: 160 credits (0.05 ref) |
Class Token - ScoutLevel 1 Craft ItemUsed to specify a class in blueprints Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 0.16 ref TF2WH: 420 credits (0.14 ref) |
Class Token - SoldierLevel 1 Craft ItemUsed to specify a class in blueprints Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 0.16 ref TF2WH: 420 credits (0.14 ref) |
Class Token - PyroLevel 1 Craft ItemUsed to specify a class in blueprints Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 0.16 ref TF2WH: 420 credits (0.14 ref) |
Class Token - DemomanLevel 1 Craft ItemUsed to specify a class in blueprints Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 0.16 ref TF2WH: 420 credits (0.14 ref) |
Class Token - HeavyLevel 1 Craft ItemUsed to specify a class in blueprints Origin: Crafted Suggested value: 0.16 ref TF2WH: 420 credits (0.14 ref) |
Class Token - EngineerLevel 1 Craft ItemUsed to specify a class in blueprints Origin: |
